Emily: Depends on who's cooking on the day. On any day, it's average. If it's Jack's turn, well, Hyla doesn't let Jack have a turn because Jack's cooking is quite literally inedible.
Emma: Yeah! Also, Hastur always makes calamari, in some kind of form.
Kreacher: Remember the time he served raw ones though?
Emma: Yeah, Host-chan forced him to cook them after.
Freddy: Also, Kreacher has quite the hand for cooking.
Kreacher: Coming from you?! You can make anything?
Naib: When did this turn into a compliment fest?
Kurt: When did you become so salty?
Servais: Oh, remember Vera's little cakes?
Martha: Yeah! Somehow she made them so good with no sugar. I repeat, no sugar.
Tracy: Those cakes were amazing.
William: Hyla makes a good meal though.
Lucky: You mean Mac n Cheese or chicken nuggets?
Helena: Or homemade tortilla chips with spinach cheese dip or four cheese cream alfredo?
Fiona: Or basically all the good stuff?
William: Hey, you can't blame me, she doesn't burn them and they're damn good too.
Kevin: Depends on the day. Sometimes they're real good, sometimes it's just downright disgusting.
Margaretha: Same. Kurt loves making cookies and brownies though.
Eli: Yeah, those are amazing.
Aesop and Tutorial: Duh.
Aesop and Tutorial: *glares at each other*
Me: Well, that's that ghost4028. Toodles!
EXTRA:
Me: I forgot damn Norton! Fuck!
Norton: Well, it wouldn't matter because I've never actually eaten a meal here before...
Me: Well that's no good, dinner's almost up anyway, you'll have your first meal soon!
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Identity V On Crack (COMPLETED)
FanfictionAsk or dare any character from Identity V! See the dark sides of the characters! See them get tortured in more ways than one! Everything is organized by yours truly, the daughter of the Host and the temporary host of the manor. My father needed a lo...
