Me: I'M BAAAAAACK WITH A GOOSEBUMPS OBSESSION TO BOOT!
Servais: Well ain't that fuckin' great.
Me: So, Gay Cowboy...? We have no name for her, sooooooooooo aHAhAHAHaHAhAHAHAHa she's being dubbed Stars.
Stars: Hey~
Me: *shivers*
Me: 'Kay, LUCHINOOOOOO!
Luchino: 'Sup, whY THE FUCK AM I HERE WHO ARE YOU AND WHY ARE YOU LIKE 16?!
Me: I'm supposed to be 15 in this body, and 12 in the real world, but okay. This is the Evil Reptilian, welcome to the manor!
Luchino: The fuck?
Me: Hi, yeah, this is supposed to be my dad's job, but hey, he's in hell with Crowley or Beelzebub so... You're lucky! I'm not as mean as my dad!
Luchino: What the fucking hell is that supposed to mean?
Freddy: *rubs temples*
Freddy: *stomps on Luchino's foot*
Luchino: YEOWCH! THAT FUCKING HURTS!
Freddy: Hello? I have you attention now. Our dear host here is a absolute fucking asshole, but she's still a hell lot better than her father, so no complaints or she can make the rest of your life here a living hell.
Luchino: I'm supposed to believe that a mere 15 year old is going to be able to beat me up? As if!
Me: *awkward half-laugh half-cackle*
Me: *abruptly stops*
Me: Should I call Slappy or Chucky? Either living dummy or doll, one from Goosebumps and one from Child's Play, viewer's choice.
Kurt: What about Mary Ell-
Me: SSSSSSHHHH! Don't mention the cursed name!
Kurt: But-
Me: Noooo, don't talk about that little bitch that no one fucking likes. Keep silent.
Kurt: What about Wally or Snappy?
Me: Ehhh, Snappy's a little hard to control and I don't want Wally around right now.
Kurt: Alright.
Luchino: Geez, I get it. Now what do you want?
Me: Your obedience. No kidding.
Me: *snaps fingers*
Me: Know what you gotta do?
Luchino: And why-
Me: Because I fucking say so. Now go~
Me: *claps hands twice*
*Luchino, Kevin, Stars, Helena and Eli disappear*
Me: Match start!
Luchino: *takes out knife*
Luchino: *starts hunting*
Helena: *already finishes a cipher*
Luchino: Wh-
Me: Time passes fast, hurry up ya little noob!
Luchino: *growls*
Luchino: *spots Eli*
Luchino: Fine, you want me to hurry, I will.
Luchino: *stabs Eli once*
Eli: FUCKING SHIT!
Me: *snickers*
Luchino: *jumps up*
Luchino: *pretty much lands on Eli*
Eli: Urgh... I didn't even have time to use my owl. Wait, my owl use is gone! I mean, I tried to use my owl but Luchino beat me to it, why is my owl gone?!
Me: Sorry, server lag, better luck next time!
Eli: *screams*
Luchino: *balloons Eli*
Eli: *current status: chaired*
Stars: Focus on decoding! Wait, what's my item?
Me: I don't know, Blanket_Of_Stars didn't mention. I guess...
Stars: What? Hurry up!
Me: I guess you can borrow my precious whip for the meantime...
Stars: Thanks!
Me: *tosses it down to her*
Me: Be careful!
Stars: *about to steal Eli*
Kevin: *beats her to it*
Stars: *glares*
Stars: *lassoes Kevin*
Kevin: You can't do that, I'm already carrying Eli-
Stars: I DEFY ALL LOGIC!
Stars: *is the bottom of a stack that contains Eli and Kevin*
Me: *laughing*
Luchino: ...
Luchino: *is so shocked, ended up forgetting about the match temporarily*
Luchino: *wakes up*
Luchino: W-what happened... Oh. Okay, that was weird. On with the match?
Me: Yup.
Luchino: Got it.
Helena: *has finished 3 ciphers by now, is on fourth*
Kevin, Stars and Eli: *on the final cipher together*
*ALL CIPHER HAVE BEEN COMPLETED*
Luchino: I suck.
Me: Hey, don't be like that. It's your first match, you'll get better. Ask Robbie!
Luchino: Who's Robbie?
Me: Oh, you know, the kid with an axe.
Luchino: A KID WITH AN AXE?!
Me: It's weird here. Blame my dad for all the shit that goes down. Other than the riots, I start those.
Luchino: Oh right, what do I call you?
Me: Hm... I don't exactly prefer you, sorry...
Luchino: It's okay, it's because of how I look isn't it...
Me: No, no! In fact, you look hella cool! Your scales and eyes and braided hair and design and everything! It's just that I don't have a special preference towards you especially since all Luchino players I've encountered have been assholes.
Luchino: So what do I call you?!
Me: Host-chan, that's my point. Only special people I prefer get to call me Hyla.
Luchino: So your name is Hy-
Me: Don't say it.
Luchino: But I have to call you Host-chan along with the majority of the people here.
Me: That's about it.
Luchino: Eh, okay.
Survivors in Match: This is boring.... Let's go visit Luchino cuz that's a smart idea!
Luchino: *ends up terror shocking everyone but Helena because like a smart person she decided to escape first instead of taunting the hunter who still has detention*
Me: Well, that's the end! Sorry that it's short, writer's block is killing me and inspiration is kinda dying since I've been banned from the game. Nevertheless, hopefully I get over the block and will be able to continue writing stories for you guys! One more thing, I will only accept 5 more asks/dares/requests for this book. After that, I'll write a short notice about moving and, well, we're gonna be moving! First five gets priority for the special final chapters! Toodles! (I wrote this all in 30 minutes at like 2 in the morning and now I have to post it after editing because I don't wanna waste this work XD Sorry)
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Identity V On Crack (COMPLETED)
Hayran KurguAsk or dare any character from Identity V! See the dark sides of the characters! See them get tortured in more ways than one! Everything is organized by yours truly, the daughter of the Host and the temporary host of the manor. My father needed a lo...
