Me: Krazichan, I'm not sure that your first dare is a good idea.
Aesop: FIGHT ME BITCH!
Tutorial: How many times do I have to say this? Hyla can have multiple best friends! How hard is it for people to understand-
Aesop: *tackles Tutorial*
Tutorial: THAT'S IT!
Tutorial and Aesop: *all out fight*
Me: That is gonna go on for a while, so before hide and seek, I'll answer your question. Martha Behamfil is not Emma's mother, but obviously since Martha Beck ran away with Freddy before Lisa became Emma and Freddy didn't recognize Emma as Lisa then I assume Martha Beck would not have recognized her. We can always check though.
Me: *snaps fingers*
Martha(Beck): I'm back~
Freddy: Holy shit!
Freddy: *hides behind Leo*
Me: So Martha, do you know who that is?
Me: *points at Emma*
Martha(Beck): Um, no. Am I supposed to know?
Me: Okay.
Me: *snaps fingers*
Freddy: Thank god she's gone...
Me: I'm afraid your second dare is going to take a little while since this fight is going to take, well, I don't know.
3 WEEKS LATER...
Aesop and Tutorial: *still fighting*
Kreacher: Do we have to sit here and watch any longer? How have they and we not starved to death?
Me: I cast a no-hunger charm for the fight. Looks like it was a mistake...
Kreacher: You think?!
1 MONTH LATER...
Me: THAT'S IT! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! YOU'RE BOTH WINNERS, I DON'T CARE WHAT KRAZI THINKS! CAN WE JUST PLEASE MOVE ON?!
Aesop: *bloody and bruised*
Tutorial: *half-dead but still has energy*
Me: You two are playing hide and seek with Michiko.
Aesop: Not fair. She's great at finding people.
Tutorial: Idiot's right for once.
Me: Well, then it'll be over quick. 10 seconds to hide!
Aesop and Tutorial: *looks at each other*
Aesop and Tutorial: *runs in opposite directions*
Me: AND SEEK!
Michiko: *calmly strolling through the manor*
Michiko: *calmly picks Tutorial up from hiding spot*
Michiko: *drags him by the collar*
Michiko: *calmly picks Aesop up from his hiding spot*
Michiko: *drags them both back*
Me: Michiko, that was 5 seconds.
Michiko *shrugs*
Michiko: *has a smile on the whole time*
Me: Michiko, please stop smiling. You're creeping me out.
Michiko: *nods*
Michiko: *stops smiling*
Me: There you go! It was a short one, but-
Servais: That's what she said~
Me: *pinches the bridge of my nose*
Me: Dammit, Servais...
Aesop: So who got the title?
Me: Of what?
Tutorial: Your best friend.
Me: Um...
Me: *runs away*
Emma: Since Host-chan just ran away, I guess I'll say goodbye for her. Toodles!
Me(telepathically to Emma): Just call me Hyla. You've earned it.
Emma: Okay!
Aesop and Tutorial: *still glaring at each other*
Me(wailing): Krazi, what did you do?
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Identity V On Crack (COMPLETED)
FanfictionAsk or dare any character from Identity V! See the dark sides of the characters! See them get tortured in more ways than one! Everything is organized by yours truly, the daughter of the Host and the temporary host of the manor. My father needed a lo...
