Me: HAPPY DAY INHABITANTS OF OLETUS MANOR! WE HAVE A NEW SURVIVOR AMIDST US!
Burke: Young lady, do not yell in the manor! There are people other than you here!
Me: SHUT UP MAD EYE MOODY, I'M THE HOST AND I DO WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT!
Burke: Watch your mouth!
Me: JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE OLD DOESN'T MEAN THAT YOU CAN TELL ME WHAT TO DO!
Burke: Who votes for me to kill her?
Everybody(bar Burke): *uncomfortable silence and shuffling*
Aesop: *looks up from his suitcase*
Aesop: You realize she's most likely going to torture you now, right?
Burke: Excuse me?
Me: *punches Burke in the face*
Me: *steals Joseph's sword and creates deep cuts all over Burke*
Me: *stomps and jumps on Burke*
Me: *showers him in salt and lemon juice*
Me: *kicks him out of a window*
Me: Who's next?
Everyone(bar Aesop): *horrified looks*
Aesop: One would assume all of you have already gotten used to Hyla's evil actions, but apparently not.
Aesop: *goes back to refining his tools*
Me: Okay, we've got a dare from Nabi_Subedar and CelestialWhite!
Naib: What is it?
Me: Oh sweetie, you'll know soon enough~
Naib: ...
Aesop(not looking up from suitcase): When she calls someone sweetie, you know you're either doomed or in serious trouble.
Naib: Oh.
Me: Now!
Me: *snaps fingers and everyone is in the Arm's Factory*
Freddy: Really?
Me: *grumbles*
Me: Geez, sorry Freddy...
Freddy: Wait, did you just apologize to me?
Leo: What has gotten to you?
Me: Want to relive how Burke felt 2 minutes ago?
Leo and Freddy: *frantically shakes their heads*
Me: Then shut your mouths.
Leo: Yeah, she's back to normal.
Me: *snaps fingers and everyone is in Moonlit River Park*
Smiley: *starts crying*
Me: AW MAN!
Me: *snaps fingers and everyone is in the Red Church*
Michiko: *stares*
Me: *feels Michiko's emotions boiling*
Me: ARGH! FINE! LAKESIDE VILLAGE IT IS!
Me: *snaps fingers and everyone is in Lakeside Village*
Black and White: *sees water*
Black and White: *starts sobbing hysterically*
Me: I'm sorry Hastur but OH MY LORD WHAT OTHER MAPS ARE THERE?!
Bane: Fog Town.
Me: Not out yet, sadly...
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Identity V On Crack (COMPLETED)
FanfictionAsk or dare any character from Identity V! See the dark sides of the characters! See them get tortured in more ways than one! Everything is organized by yours truly, the daughter of the Host and the temporary host of the manor. My father needed a lo...
