Jack: Here you go, Hyla. A nice hot cup of coffee.
Me: Oh, it's cold.
Jack: A nice cup of coffee.
Me: It tastes disgusting!
Jack: A cup of coffee.
Me: Is this... medicine?
Jack: A cup.
*PLEASE STAND BY*
Servais: Don't you think that this is crazy?
Kreacher: What?
Servais: My heart is beating so loudly right now.
Kreacher: *blushes*
Kreacher: Why?
Servais: There's a cockroach near your foot.
Kreacher: *jumps to midair*
Servais: *catches Kreacher*
Servais: *smirks*
Servais: Gotcha.
Kreacher: You asshole.
Servais: That's not right, but guess whose I'm looking forward to fuck~
Kreacher: What do you-
Kreacher: *realizes*
Kreacher: *smacks Servais*
*PLEASE STAND BY*
Leo: *walks by*
Bane(sneering): What an ass.
Freddy(sighing and staring at Leo's ass): I know...
*PLEASE STAND BY*
Burke: Tell me where your brother is and I'll burn your manor to the ground.
Me: Er, don't you mean 'or'?
Burke: Fine! Tell me where your brother is OR I'll burn your manor to the ground!
Me: Well, which is it? That seems like a pretty crucial conjunction if you ask me.
*PLEASE STAND BY*
Orpheus: How much time did you spend on this prank, hm?
Me: Irrelevant. I would spend any amount of time to properly shame you.
Tutorial: What is the word I'm looking for... Oh, right! Ts-
Me: *knocks Tutorial out*
*PLEASE STAND BY*
Freddy: Good morning, cruel world.
Kreacher: Isn't it goodbye?
Freddy: The world may be cruel, but I'm still kickin'.
Me: YES!
*PLEASE STAND BY*
Me: That's ridiculous. Orpheus doesn't have a crush on me.
Freddy: He does.
Emma: He does.
Kurt: He does.
Kreacher: He does.
Emily: He does.
Tutorial: He does.
Servais: He does.
*PLEASE STAND BY*
Servais: Shotgun!
Kurt: Shotg- Fuck.
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Identity V On Crack (COMPLETED)
FanficAsk or dare any character from Identity V! See the dark sides of the characters! See them get tortured in more ways than one! Everything is organized by yours truly, the daughter of the Host and the temporary host of the manor. My father needed a lo...
