Identity V On Crack (COMPLETED)

Dare (@BoyWithShips)

Me: *starts reading*

Jack: Can't you just copy and paste?

Me: Wattpad won't let me. Last time when I wrote about you guys reacting to Nabi_Subedar and CelestialWhite's book, copying each sentence was the thing that took most of my time. This time, I'll just insert funny lines. This is from Useronefourthree's book Identity V Stuff (Request Open), chapter 'Special : Seven Minutes In Heaven'.

Me: Well first off, there's nothing interesting. Just a small list of requesters and characters who would be participating in something. Then a language warning.

Kreacher: Oh please bitch, moving on!

Me: *glares*

Me: *reads reads reads*

Me: ...Sorry I'm late everyone. Lucky came running into the room, panting as he almost fell to the floor. I lost track of time again, he finished when he finally managed to catch his breath.

Lucky: When was I tardy?

Tutorial: Since forever, Lucky.

Lucky: Oh, yeah.

Me: It's about time, you kept everyone waiting. The lawyer, Freddy, said, annoyed with his tardiness while crossing his arms over his chest and scrunching up his face emphasising his rat like features.

Kreacher: *howls with laughter*

Freddy: R-rat like features?!

Kreacher: T-they, they called you a rat! AHAHAHAHAHA!

Freddy: Shut up, you good for nothing little thief!

Me: *reads reads reads*

Me: ...Emily my angel, are you okay? Emma had quickly noticed how red Emily had gotten and Emily just shoved the letter into her hands. Tracy walked up behind Emma and peered over her shoulder while they both read it. What?! No! I'm too young to do adult things! Tracy cried out with a look of disgust on her face. Hmmmm? Helena hummed, tilting her head to the side.

Tracy: Pffffft. I'm too young to do adult things? It's Oletus Manor for god's sake, you'll be fine.

Me: *reads reads reads*

Me: ...A couple of seconds pass while Black broke the silence by snatching the umbrella from his brother's hand frantically trying to open it up so that he can escape into it. Come on you fucking piece of- OPEN UP! Black yelled, losing his very short patience and ended up throwing it to the ground stamping on it repeatedly as White brought his hand up to his head and sighed, like what his brother would do would do after hitting a survivor.

White: Sounds like Black, alright.

Black: Excuse you?! I sound nothing like that! I don't cuss randomly just because I get totally pissed off over tiny situations! You want me to prove it?! YOU WANT ME TO PROVE IT YOU LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT-

Me: ...

White: ...

Black: ...

Black Shit, I just got into a tantrum, didn't I.

White: *raises an eyebrow*

Me: *sighs*

Me: Just... Take some Oolong from my dad (my real dad in real life)'s secret stash.

Black: Ooh, thanks!

Me: *reads reads reads*

Me: ...Martha, you and your flare gun are next-

Martha: Fucking eXCUSE ME?!

Me: That's what it says.

Martha: Mah precious flare gun which is not an animate or living object, and I was expected to make out with it?!

Me: ...I guess?

Martha: That's fucking wrong.

Me: So is me wanting to rip someone's head off.

Martha: That's a neutral wrong. Shipping an inanimate object with a living conscious being is not fucking supposed to happen!

Me: So you're not happy with this. Message received.

Me: Joker bursted into a series of heavy laughter making the situation worse with his childish behaviour. Ohhhhhhh Martha x Flare Gun my new ship! Hahahahahaha- He was cut off by Aesop swinging his case onto his head, hard, who didn't appreciate Joker's loud laughter and preferred it when he didn't utter a sound, let alone laugh.

Me: That's my bestie!

Me: *high-fives Aesop*

Me: Also, can Robbie also be my bestie? We're close in age and all...

Aesop: *sighs*

Aesop: More rivals then.

Robbie: W-what the heck?

Me: KYA! He says heck!

Robbie: *very confused*

Me: *reads reads reads*

Me: ...I'll pick this time. Freddy said while White let him go to pick out of the hat as he snarled at the thief who was still being held back by Black. He reached in the hat and grabbed out his pick. Okay, it seems the next pair will be me and... Kreacher, ugggh! He vomited in his mouth a little as he had to force the words out of him showing his disgust.

Freddy: *vomits*

Kreacher: *punches a wall*

Kreacher: I KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN!

Me: Brother, your hand is broken.

Kreacher: Let the pain save me from my embarrassment!

Me: *shakes head*

Me: *heals his hand*

Me: Oh you have gotta be kidding me! Kreacher yelled out. There is no way in hell you'll ever make me even go into the closet with that lawyer. He hissed.

Freddy: That's right!

Me: Black glanced over to his brother who seemed to share the same idea as they nodded their heads.

Freddy: Well, shit.

Me: *reads reads reads*

Me: Well, my dears, that's about it-

Servais: Wait, there's something on... Lakeside Village x Freddy's Lakeside Village map.

Me: Wait wait wait SHE ACTUALLY DID THAT?!

Servais: Seems so.

Me: Oh my fucking god she actually fucking wrote it!

Freddy: My precious map! Do you know how long it took to draw this?!

Me: Doesn't matter! Your art skills are beautiful, whatever, now hand it over! YOU CAN DRAW ANOTHER, THIS IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!

Freddy: *reluctantly hands over map*

Me: Well, since you did such a thing User, I have to fulfill the promise I promised myself.

Me: *places map a little under ship in Lakeside Village*

Me: Now it won't fly away. Spend the rest of your life happy, little piece of paper! That's about it for this chapter. Toodles!