Ask + Dare (@Krazichan)

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Me: First, cook-off. Since Black and White are spiritually connected, this will have to be done separately.

*2 HOURS LATER*

Alyssa: They're both so gooooood...

Esther: How? What? When? Why? What? Where? THEY MADE THE EXACT SAME THING!

Black: Wait, what?

White: We did?

Black: Did you make the last meal we had together?

White: Yeah.

Black: No wonder!

Alyssa: TwT

Esther: How did this turn so dark?

Alyssa: Anyway, we can't decide, they're both good, so it's a tie!

Esther: Also, unnecessary bias is not needed just in a case fight breaks out in the comments.

Me: Oh, Krazichan wants to know why you're so hot and lit, Naib.

Naib: I don't know, I was born this way~

Naib: *strikes pose*

Me: *laughs super hard*

Naib: *starts laughing with me*

Me: Krazi meant your dance moves.

Naib: Oh... Well, Host-chan taught them to me!

Me: Dance buddies! Also, I really like Kurt's dance motion.

Kurt: Really?!

Me: Yeah, it's awesome.

Kurt: uwu

Me: Now, dare for Aesop and Tutorial. It's to- Oh.

Aesop: *nervous sweating*

Tutorial: *awkward chuckle*

Me: *glares at them*

Tutorial: I-it's a guy!

Me: Does that count as useful?

Aesop: Yes it does!

Tutorial: How would they have known that you were into guys and guy only? Well, unless of course they assumed your sexuality!

Me: ...

Aesop: That's all we're allowed to say. I'm sorry, but I'd like to keep my head today.

Me: Now for an ask to me... No.

Freddy: You have to tell them, it's the point of an ask!

Me: Nope. I'll be nice and give you an extra clue though.

Kreacher: We're all listening...

Kreacher: *holds up knife*

Me: *inhales*

Me: He has an 'o' in his name.

Leo: Capital or lower case?

Me: Not telling.

William: Well, at least that was decently helpful.

Me: THAT'S ALL I'M GIVING YOU, NOW BEGONE YOU SECRET HUNGRY THOTS- JK, but seriously. No more hints. I *might* tell you if you get it right...

Joseph: Well, now we all know the comments are gonna explode with guesses.

Me: True dat. Anyway, toodles!

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