Me: First, cook-off. Since Black and White are spiritually connected, this will have to be done separately.
*2 HOURS LATER*
Alyssa: They're both so gooooood...
Esther: How? What? When? Why? What? Where? THEY MADE THE EXACT SAME THING!
Black: Wait, what?
White: We did?
Black: Did you make the last meal we had together?
White: Yeah.
Black: No wonder!
Alyssa: TwT
Esther: How did this turn so dark?
Alyssa: Anyway, we can't decide, they're both good, so it's a tie!
Esther: Also, unnecessary bias is not needed just in a case fight breaks out in the comments.
Me: Oh, Krazichan wants to know why you're so hot and lit, Naib.
Naib: I don't know, I was born this way~
Naib: *strikes pose*
Me: *laughs super hard*
Naib: *starts laughing with me*
Me: Krazi meant your dance moves.
Naib: Oh... Well, Host-chan taught them to me!
Me: Dance buddies! Also, I really like Kurt's dance motion.
Kurt: Really?!
Me: Yeah, it's awesome.
Kurt: uwu
Me: Now, dare for Aesop and Tutorial. It's to- Oh.
Aesop: *nervous sweating*
Tutorial: *awkward chuckle*
Me: *glares at them*
Tutorial: I-it's a guy!
Me: Does that count as useful?
Aesop: Yes it does!
Tutorial: How would they have known that you were into guys and guy only? Well, unless of course they assumed your sexuality!
Me: ...
Aesop: That's all we're allowed to say. I'm sorry, but I'd like to keep my head today.
Me: Now for an ask to me... No.
Freddy: You have to tell them, it's the point of an ask!
Me: Nope. I'll be nice and give you an extra clue though.
Kreacher: We're all listening...
Kreacher: *holds up knife*
Me: *inhales*
Me: He has an 'o' in his name.
Leo: Capital or lower case?
Me: Not telling.
William: Well, at least that was decently helpful.
Me: THAT'S ALL I'M GIVING YOU, NOW BEGONE YOU SECRET HUNGRY THOTS- JK, but seriously. No more hints. I *might* tell you if you get it right...
Joseph: Well, now we all know the comments are gonna explode with guesses.
Me: True dat. Anyway, toodles!
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Identity V On Crack (COMPLETED)
FanfictionAsk or dare any character from Identity V! See the dark sides of the characters! See them get tortured in more ways than one! Everything is organized by yours truly, the daughter of the Host and the temporary host of the manor. My father needed a lo...
