Joseph(singing in his room): Hey girl, you like me a little bit?
Me: *busts in*
Joseph: What the hell-
Me: SAVE THE SINGING FOR AESOP WHEN YOU'RE CUFFED TOGETHER!
Joseph: Wait, wha-
Me: *drags Aesop in by cuffs*
Me: *cuffs other side to Joseph's hand*
Me: *disappears using trick Servais taught me*
Aesop: COME BACK IN HERE YOU LITTLE-
Aesop: *triggered*
Me: Well, maybe there is a first time to everything, even Aesop screaming at me. Thanks, KurutoFuranku. *sarcasm*
Servais: What trick did you use to get out?
Me: Your trick, superstar.
Servais: Did... did you just call me superstar?
Me: I've had enough time to come up with nicknames for everyone. Too much break time on my hands.
Everyone else: *shuffles in*
Kreacher: Hey girl, ya like me a little bit?
Emma: No, I don't even like you a little bit.
Me: AW HELL NO NOT YOU GUYS TOO!
Emily: Technically, you're the one whose mind is stuck with this song so you're typing this out to vent your frustration.
Me: SAVE. ME.
Emily: Well, I can't exactly help.
Me: Ugh, of course. Can't blame you too much though, Doc.
Kreacher: So, why're you frustrated again?
Me: Broski, bro-bro, brother dear, you ask such a question so now your end is near. I think we all see your future here, and no, it's not because of that goddamn Seer. I've killed you before so don't shed those tears, if Emma doesn't mind you dead then neither do your peers.
Kreacher: ...What.
Me: *stabs Kreacher*
Aesop(from inside the room): I AM NOT RESURRECTING HIM FOR YOU HYLA!
Me: No one ever asked you to.
Aesop(from inside the room): GET ME OUT OF HERE JOSPEH WANTS ME TO SING WITH HIM GET ME OUT GET ME OUT GET ME OUT!
Me: Oof, I feel more sympathy for him than Naib. And I know how much it sucks when someone wants to force you to sing. You guys wanna shorten it down a few hours?
Everyone(bar Aesop, Joseph and Kuruto): *looks at Kuruto*
Kuruto: DON'T LOOK AT ME I'M NOT THE REAL KURUTO OKAY MAN IF KURUTO GETS DISAPPOINTED IN NOT GETTING WHAT THEY WANT EXACTLY I HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH IT-
Kuruto: *triggered*
Me: Dude, chill.
Freddy: You're one to talk.
Me: *stabs Freddy*
Me: *stabs everyone else (bar Aesop and Joseph) while I'm at it*
*Timeskip of 24 hours brought to you by the genderbent universe of Identity V*
Me: Getting too bored.
Me: *summons Aesie Carl*
Me: What can you do about it?
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