Me: So... Escape rooms? Made by my... Father? Dad never made any, so-
Kreacher: Please no.
Me: *opens portal*
Kreacher: Please be kidding.
Host: Hey.
Kreacher: RUN!!!
Host: *claps hands*
Everyone: *is frozen*
Me: Stop it! You can't do that!
Host: Yes, I can.
Me: *eyes glow icy blue*
Host: *eyes glow red*
Me and the Host: *stare down*
Everyone Else: *pretty much terrified*
Me: Go into the rooms. I made them.
Fiona: But the dare-
Me: I don't care. Split yourselves into teams then go into the rooms. I'm going to deal with this nuisance.
Host: Who are you calling a nuisance?
Me: Oh, I don't know, maybe you?
Everyone Else: *slinks away while they still can*
Me: *takes out katana*
Kreacher: Oh shit, it's gonna go down.
Me: Aesop, take the viewer camera with you.
Aesop: but-
Me: You'll be excused from doing the escape rooms as you've temporarily taken my job as host.
Aesop: Sure?
Host: Who gave you the right?
Me: I DID!
Aesop: *runs away*
Aesop: Okay, let me just change the settings...
<Me> --- <Hyla_Allen-Piper>
Confirm Change?
>Yes
No
<Aesop_Carl> --- <Me>
Confirm Change?
>Yes
No
Me: Okay, the changes are set. You guys recognize me? I'm, you know, Aesop. Since Hyla's busy fighting her in-story dad, I'll take over, meaning that I won't be doing the escape rooms. Not fair, I know, but that's just how it is.
Hyla: HURRY UP AND GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE YOU DIE!
Me: Okay, okay, geez! You're in a bad mood.
Hyla: My dad might hurt you, so you're going to want to clear out. Hi guys, I'm not main host anymore, so just bear with Aesop for a bit.
Me: You say it like it's a bad thing.
Hyla: I'm choosing to trust you because I know that you're the best candidate, since the other person who knows how to operate the camera and I can half-trust is my brother, who I don't trust with my tech.
Me: Okay...?
Hyla: No matter, get on with the show!
Hyla: *gets smacked in the face*
Hyla: OI!
Me: *runs into operating room*
Me: *starts speaking into mic*
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Identity V On Crack (COMPLETED)
FanfictionAsk or dare any character from Identity V! See the dark sides of the characters! See them get tortured in more ways than one! Everything is organized by yours truly, the daughter of the Host and the temporary host of the manor. My father needed a lo...
