Dare (@Krazichan)

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Me: Your wish is my command, milady Krazichan.

Me: *snaps fingers and everyone is on an island*

Kreacher: At least it has some decent greenery. Hyla might actually want us to survive!

Me: Some of you.

Me: *evil smirk*

Me: *disappears*

Me: *is sitting in a monitor room*

Me: *taps a microphone*

Me: Hey. Basically you have to survive here for, let's say, 24 hours starting now. I'll input disasters and announce them or explain them and if you survive you win. You will be resurrected if you die within this challenge, maybe. Nabi and Azur will join you. Good luck!

Freddy: Well, I guess we'll have to have a truce for 24 hours if we don't wanna die.

Nabi: Guess so, but what'll happen now? We have to eat, or at least drink!

Alyssa: We can build a water filter.

Naib: But how?

Alyssa: I'll show y'all how it's done.

Alyssa: *teaching the gang how to filter water*

Emma: Can't we just heat up the water and then collect the steam?

Alyssa: Yes, but it won't be too good for us since pure distilled water could actually harm us.

Emma: Oh.

A/N - Inputting scientific knowledge that was forced into my brain!

Orpheus: I'mma go get some food.

Emily: I'll go with you, with all these disasters Host-chan said she'll bring, we don't know what might happen.

Me: FIRST DISASTER!

Emily: Oh well, looks like we'll have to find food later.

Me: I have summoned in a favor from a friend who is from another universe. He's a speedster, which means he has super speed. He also just happens to be a homicidal maniac, so watch out!

Servais: HYLA! PLEASE LET US USE OUR ABILITIES!

Me: Sorry, you guys can crowd-kill Krazi later.

William: WE'RE GONNA FUCKING DIE! WE'RE ALL GONNA FUCKING DIE!

Me: He's actually quite good at killing, but he doesn't like taking innocent lives, so if you're lucky he might leave you alone since this is only a favor.

Kevin: THAT DOESN'T HELP!

Lucky: Well, I'm surviving. I'm super lucky.

Emma: I'm cool too since I'm probably the most outwardly innocent person here.

Freddy: WELL NO ONE ELSE FUCKING IS!

Eobard: Language.

Freddy: *screams*

Everyone but Emma and Lucky: *runs away*

Eobard: What part of 'speedster' do they not understand?

Me: They've never seen or met one before, Eo.

Eobard: Call me Eo one more time and I'll kill you instead.

Me: You won't be able to find me, so Eo Eo Eo Eo Eo Eo Eo Eo Eo Eo Eo Eo Eo-

Eobard: I'm leaving.

Eobard: *creates a breach and runs away*

Me: Well, that backfired. Y'all are safe. For now.

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