Krazichan - Freddy, Kreacher, White
Me: I'll murder my brother any day, I'll kiss White and marry Freddy.
Orpheus: PLOT TWIST!
Me: What, I actually decently like Freddy.
Freddy: YOU DO?!
Me: Yeah...?
Freddy: *hugs me*
Me: Kreacher... Save... Me...
Kreacher: Nope.
Nabi_Subedar - Freddy, Kreacher, Emily
Me: Again, I'll murder my brother any day, I'll kiss Emily and marry Freddy.
Kreacher: Why kill me?
Kreacher: TwT
Me: Because you're my brother and I kill you on a near-daily basis anyway.
Kreacher: Good point.
Nabi_Subedar - Naib, Nabi, Jack
Me: Marry Nabi (duh), kiss Naib and FUCKING MURDER JACK BECAUSE HE'S JUST A GIGANTIC FUCKING PERVERT!
Nabi_Subedar - Tutorial, Aesop, Kurt
Me: ...Fuck.
Tutorial: So?
Aesop: What's your answer?
Kurt: We're waiting!
Me: *panicking*
Me: HELP!
Orpheus: Answer the damn question!
Me: *starts crying*
Me: I CAN'T FUCKING CHOOSE!
Orpheus: Well you have to!
Me: *starts crying harder*
Me: In honor of smol bean Kurt in Nabi and Celles' book, I'll marry Kurt, kiss Aesop and, and-
Me: *starts crying again*
Me: Kill Tutorial... BUT ONLY BECAUSE HE'S ALREADY BEEN IN HELL BEFORE SO I KNOW HE'D BE ABLE TO ADJUST!
Me: *runs away crying*
Tutorial: *running after me*
Tutorial: HYLA IT'S OKAY JUST COME BACK-
Nabi_Subedar - Marga, Martha, Vera
Me: I'll marry Martha, kiss Vera and kill Marga. Nothing personal.
Margaretha: *shrugs*
Nabi_Subedar - Azur, Black, Smiley
Me: MARRY AZUR, um...
Me: Kiss Black and kill Smiley. Sorry, man.
Smiley: It's okay. I know that you like me at least more than Jack.
Nabi_Subedar - White, Michiko, Joseph
Me: I'm going to marry White, kiss Michiko and kill Joseph. FOR A COMPLETELY GOOD REASON!
Joseph: Host-chan, do you not like me?
Joseph: *about to cry*
Me: I SAID I HAD A PERFECTLY GOOD REASON! JUST LISTEN!
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Identity V On Crack (COMPLETED)
FanfictionAsk or dare any character from Identity V! See the dark sides of the characters! See them get tortured in more ways than one! Everything is organized by yours truly, the daughter of the Host and the temporary host of the manor. My father needed a lo...
