100th Chapter Special

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Me: What to do, what to do...

Kreacher: Don't you have school?

Me: BITCH IF YOU MENTION SCHOOL ONE MORE FUCKING TIME-

Aesop: Woah, chill. What's wrong?

Me: Other than my father telling me I'm wasting my life and instead of using my electronics so often to do something useful with my life? To chase progress and that I'm lazy and that I don't do near enough? AND THE FACT THAT HE'S GIVING ME THE 'BE MORE PRODUCTIVE AND DO SOMETHING WITH YOUR LIFE' SPEECH AND I FUCKING JUST TURNED 12?! I don't fucking know, what do you think.

Aesop: ...

Me: So there you go, the 100th chapter of this book telling you that I feel useless.

Leo: ...

Me: I do have a thought though.

Tutorial: Which is?

Me: I can't waste my life if I end it... Right?

Tutorial: *smacks me*

Aesop: DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE-

Kreacher: *literally ties me to a chair*

Kreacher: You are going nowhere.

Me: I'm worthless...

Freddy: *covers the screen*

Freddy: Um, Host-chan isn't feeling so well so if you'll please excuse us...

*PLEASE STAND BY*

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