Me: Well, I don't know Joey very well, but I can tell he's going to be absolutely fucking pissed.
Maya: Oh yeah, he will be.
Freddy: I've been bullied enough Blanket_of_Stars! Why?!
Leo: *pats Freddy's head in pity*
Me: Freddy, take the katana, and godspeed.
Freddy: *runs off to my bedroom at full speed*
Me: Wait-
Freddy: *stuffs it under my bed*
Freddy: *runs away*
Me: You bitch! Where did you hide it?!
Freddy: I'll never tell! AHAHAHAHA!
Meanwhile...
Joey: Where's my katana? Did I misplace it? Hm...
Back to Host-chan...
Me: Kreacher! You're up!
Kreacher: *grabs it from under the bed*
Me: Oh, so that's where it was.
Kreacher: *sticks it to the ceiling*
Meanwhile...
Joey: Okay, someone stole it. Where is it?
Naib: *sweatdrop*
Naib: *covers his mouth and starts running*
Joey: Hey! Do you know something?!
Joey: *chases Naib*
Naib: *starts dashing like crazy*
Joey: *chasing at OP hunter speed*
Martha: *shoots gun at Joey*
Martha: Naib! We gotta run!
William: I'll help!
Kevin: Me too!
Servais: I'll help as well!
Martha: Good, we've got kiters. We need to keep Joey distracted and mostly away from trying to kill the less capable of defence.
William: Got it!
Servais: Well, what're we waiting for?
Kevin: Let's go!
Back to Host-chan...
Me: Helena!
Helena: Oh, me? Okay! Servais! Come over here!
Servais: Wait a sec- Kevin! Take over!
Kevin: Gotcha! Kreacher, you've got a flashlight, get over here!
Kreacher: For what?
Kevin: I'll tell ya, just get over here!
Servais: *runs over to Helena*
Servais: How may I be of service, ma'am?
Helena: *holds up cane and katana*
Helena: Can you merge these two?
Servais: *smirks*
Servais: Creative, Miss Adams.
Helena: Very funny, can you do it or not?
Servais: Of course.
Servais: *snaps fingers*
Me: Wh- That's my trick!
Servais: *shrugs*
Servais: *goes back to distracting Joey*
Me: B-but, that's my trick...
Meanwhile...
Joey: *very, very angry*
Joey: Where's mY KATANA?!
Joey: *knocks Kreacher unconscious*
Everyone: *freezes*
Nearly Everyone: Oh, now you fucked up.
Servais: *eyes twitch*
Joey: Um... What-
Joey: *being brutally attacked by Servais*
Me: Well, that's one kind of distraction. Maya, it's your time.
Me: *splits Helena's cane-katana*
Me: *hands the katana to Maya*
Me: It's up to you now.
Maya: *nods*
Maya: Joey! Look at what I have!
Joey: *turns around to look*
Joey: *gets punched by Servais*
Joey: Ow...
Me: Wait for it...
A/N - *cough* BURR-
Maya: *hides katana behind her*
Joey: Okay, I swear, whoever has the katana, I will ki-
Maya: *waves katana*
Joey: -ss them, or not, sorry Maya I'll just take that back and be on my way bye!
Me: ...That did not go as expected. Oh, and Servais, after you finish your own rampage on Joey, mind tucking Kreacher in?
Servais: Is that even a thing?
Me: Trust me, it's a thing. One time when he got drunk, he wouldn't stop kicking and screaming until I gave him a 'goodnight kiss'.
Servais: ...Okay.
Me: Well, get on with it! Now viewers, I know what you're thinking- I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU WERE GOING TO BE ON VACA IN LONDON! I am. I somehow managed to coax my parents into letting me bring my laptop to England, so here y'all go! Toodles!
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Identity V On Crack (COMPLETED)
FanfictionAsk or dare any character from Identity V! See the dark sides of the characters! See them get tortured in more ways than one! Everything is organized by yours truly, the daughter of the Host and the temporary host of the manor. My father needed a lo...
