Me: *evil laugh*
Freddy: Hey! Remember, movies at snacks at Uno's place after! You're supposed to take me!
Me: Yeah, yeah, I remember. In fact, I'm joining you. Because I can.
Freddy: I don't care, can we just get this over with?
Me: You mean, you need get this over with-
Freddy: Shut up I have enough embarrassment to go through already!
Me: uwu
Freddy: TwT
Me: So, in short-
Aesop: *points finger at me*
Aesop: No slacking!
Me: *grumbles*
Freddy: Yeah- Wait, yes slacking! Save me the embarrassment!
Me: *lights up*
Me: Not a chance!
Freddy: Ah, fuck.
Me: I'll save you the trouble, you'll only flirt with the male survivors. And one more thing...
Me: *kicks and locks Leo into a room*
Me: He can't hurt you or anyone else for that matter now, hun.
Freddy: *sighs of relief*
Freddy: Okay...
Me: Kreacher's first. Remember, he has no idea what's happening. He'll only be told what's happening after you've finished.
Freddy: Oh great.
Me: Go!
Freddy: *coughs*
Freddy: Kreacher-
Kreacher: The fuck do you want?!
Kreacher: *kicks Freddy*
Freddy: *hits the wall*
Me: Oh no, he's drunk... Freddy, abort! Abort! Can you hear me? I said abort!
Robbie: He has airpods in! He can't hear you!
Me: How do you even know what airpods are?
Robbie: *points at huddled group in corner*
Me: Did they steal my stuff again? That was for- Never mind. I'll deal with them later.
Robbie: For who?
Me: Someone who's not from here. Basically another universe.
Robbie: Oh?
Me: Right, you're new. Since I don't trust Norton anymore after he toured Patricia, Patricia herself can tour you.
Patricia: I heard my name and the conversation. Totally wasn't trying to collect information for blackmail. Follow me, Robbie.
Me: Pat, if you want information, spy on the others. I have, like, no secrets.
Patricia: Oh, got it. Now...
Patricia and Robbie: *walks off*
Me: Dammit! I forgot about Freddy!
Me: *looks over*
Freddy: *being beat up by Kreacher*
Me: Oh shit...
Me: *stops time*
Me: *rescues Freddy*
Me: *knocks Kreacher to death*
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Identity V On Crack (COMPLETED)
FanfictionAsk or dare any character from Identity V! See the dark sides of the characters! See them get tortured in more ways than one! Everything is organized by yours truly, the daughter of the Host and the temporary host of the manor. My father needed a lo...
