Me: Canon ships are... Servais x Kreacher, Leo x Freddy, Emily x Emma, and-
Kurt: And she's still studying Norton.
Norton: Okay, now that's just creepy.
Servais: Welcome to our fucking world. If you would like, I can give you a vaca in another.
Norton: W-wait, what do you mean?
Kurt: *facepalm*
Kurt: He doesn't mean it like that. CHOOSE BETTER WORDING SERVAIS!
Servais: Geez, sorry.
Kurt: In short, there are other universes that are not ours. You can travel to them, and they can be good or bad.
Me: That's enough! Anyway, on to the dare! Who wants to be seeker?
Servais: *raises his hand super fast*
Me: Servais it is!
Me: *blindfolds Servais*
Me: Everyone has 25 seconds to hide around the manor!
Margaretha: That's way too fast!
Me: Time's a wastin'! 22 seconds!
William: Gah!
William: *dashes*
Naib: *uses gauntlets*
Tracy: *summons bot to carry her - quick*
Servais: Ready or not, here I come!
Servais: *literally teleports at godspeed and finds nearly all survivors*
Martha: What the fuck?
Naib: NOT FAIR!
Michiko: It is fair, you all used your abilities too.
Servais: Well, I got-
Me: Servais, we all know that you know who you caught. You're magic, remember? Remaining hiders are Kurt, Freddy, Kreacher, Helena and Fiona.
Servais: *pauses*
Servais: *grabs Kurt who is in corner*
Kurt: Aw man!
Servais: Tiny guy, so Kurt?
Kurt: Yuperoo.
Kurt: *turns big again*
Servais: *pauses again*
Servais: *teleports and find both Helena and Fiona in the garden*
Fiona: *screams because Servais tapped her on the back*
Helena: wOaH-
Servais: Fiona and Helena, I can tell from your voices.
Leo: HYLA, FREDDY RAN AWAY FROM HIS SPOT!
Me: Fine, who wants to punish him?
All Hunters: *raises hand*
Me: Leo, do your thing.
Servais: Last person...
Servais: *teleports away and is hanging on to Kreacher*
Servais: Holy- Kreacher was hanging on the ceiling the entire time?!
Kreacher: Did I win?
Me: Yes, you did, brother.
Kreacher: Yes! I won! What's my prize?
Me: I'm feeling nice today, so you'll get a decent prize.
Kreacher: Ooh, what is it?
Me: *kicks Kreacher and Servais into a room*
Me: *locks the door*
Me: I won't stop you.
Kurt: nO.
Norton: Why not?
Kurt: dO yOu NoT kNOw wHaT's GOiNg tO haPpEN?!
Norton: Uh, no?
Kurt: Hyla, I beg you! Save Norton's innocent soul!
Me: On it, saving yours in the process.
Me: *snaps fingers and Norton and Kurt are teleported away*
Me: Well, that's it I guess-
Leo: *has Freddy pinned on a wall in the background*
Me: *turns around*
Me: *turns viewer camera the opposite direction*
Me: Um, so toodles!
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Identity V On Crack (COMPLETED)
FanfictionAsk or dare any character from Identity V! See the dark sides of the characters! See them get tortured in more ways than one! Everything is organized by yours truly, the daughter of the Host and the temporary host of the manor. My father needed a lo...
