Me: FREDDY, VERA AND KREACHER ARE UNDER MY PROTECTION!
Freddy: *emotionless*
Vera: Why? Why does everyone look at me like I'm a snooty bitch? I'm different now, ever since that talk Hyla had with me about showing my real self. I don't have to put on a mask of a person I myself would hate. I guess I wanted to hate myself...
Freddy: ...What?
Me: Vera's actually Chloe. I think.
Kreacher: *sticks tongue out at Maya*
Me: *smacks him*
Kreacher: Sorry...
Me: So, since Jack is hunter...
Kevin: *sweatdrop*
Me: *evil smile*
Me: Oh wait, Blanket_of_Stars said that Jack is replaced with Servais.
Servais: What?
Me: Because you said 'Why is it always Maya?'.
Servais: It was directed at the creator of the dares and asks, not at Maya herself! I understand how it feels when no one wants to save you! And so does Freddy!
Freddy: *looks up from book*
Freddy: I'm looking at you, Servais. Better watch what you're saying.
Kevin: Bitch, you lyin'.
Servais: Do you or do you not remember my 'We don't know if he's real, so it takes 100% longer to save that asshole and I'm not bothered' gig? And for Freddy, you realize that most of the time, it's 'Oh look, it's the lawyer, he doesn't have any useful buffs, we can just damn him to hell'?!
Freddy: Easy there, fella.
Maya: Ah, so you do know how it feels.
Me: Yeah, Kevin's going on the stand.
Kevin: Fuck.
Me: *smacks him*
Me: I feel like I need to control the amount of swearing here. Maybe a swear jar...?
Kevin: Please no! We don't get any money!
Me: Then please limit your swearing to an acceptable amount! Even if Kreacher and I do most the swearing.
Kevin: Wha- Why- Ah, fuck it. Let's just get this over with.
Me: That's the spirit! Now, let's see...
Me: *snaps fingers*
Me: ...
Me: Wait, that's not right.
Maya: What's wrong? W-Why do I sound like Kevin?
Me: It seems that I have... screwed up. You guys have switched bodies, not items and abilities.
Kevin: What the hell! Switch us back, the dare said abilities and items, not fucking bodies!
Me: I mean... It does the job...
Maya: Oh god, please no-
Me: It's settled! Patricia, Norton, you're with them. Robbie, make me proud.
Maya and Kevin: We are so screwed.
Me: LAKESIDE VILLAGE! Go!
Maya: *starts decoding*
Norton: *goes decodes with Maya*
Maya: Why do I feel so... tired...
Me: One of the highlights of being Kevin. Not only do you decode 10% slower naturally, you're decoding with Norton, who is a male, meaning you decode an additional 30% slower. It's even worse than William's debuff.
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Identity V On Crack (COMPLETED)
FanfictionAsk or dare any character from Identity V! See the dark sides of the characters! See them get tortured in more ways than one! Everything is organized by yours truly, the daughter of the Host and the temporary host of the manor. My father needed a lo...
