Me: *snaps fingers*
Maya: *is now a chair*
Me: Everyone, come in, it's another ask.
Everyone(bar me and Maya): *sleeping*
Me: *sighs*
Me: *turns on speaker system my father used*
Me: WAKE UP LAZYASSES, WE'VE GOT AN ASK!
*groans of laziness can be heard*
Previously Sleeping People: *shuffles in*
Kreacher: *pushes through the small crowd*
Kreacher: IT'S 2 IN THE MORNING! I AM STILL CAFFEINATED! WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!
Me: Calm down, brother. Everyone, take a seat.
Everyone(bar me and Maya): *grabs a chair*
Freddy: *about to sit on Maya*
Me: *hisses*
Freddy: What?
Me: U-um... CANADA'S SITTING THERE!
Freddy: Canada...?
Me: Yeah! It's just that... not a lot of people... see him.
Canada: *shouting at me from another universe*
Me: *opens breach*
Me: *pokes head through*
Me: Sorry Matthew, I had to make up an excuse.
Canada: Oh, it's okay! Do what you do!
Me: Thanks Mattie.
Me: *goes back*
Me: *closes breach*
Freddy: *has sitten on Maya*
Me: GET OFF MAY- I MEAN, MATTHEW!
Freddy: Matthew?
Me: Matthew Williams, a.k.a Canada, JUST GET OFF!
Freddy: Okay...?
Freddy: There's no more chairs.
Me: *summons chair*
Me: Sit there.
Freddy: *sits*
Me: Good. Now, Blanket_of_Stars wanted to know if Maya is useful.
Servais: Why is it always Maya?
Me: *smacks him*
Me: That's rude.
Servais: You're ruder.
Me: You're rudest.
Servais: No, I'm not.
Me: YOU'RE GAY AND EUROPEAN oh shit stupid musical references.
Servais: How is that even...
Me: Hey, you haven't answered my question!
Hunters(bar Joey): Nope.
Joey: Absolutely.
Me: That was quick. Survivors?
Emily: I mean, she does what everyone else does... WAIT A SECOND!
Me: Yes?
Emily: WHAT IF SHE TRANSFORMS INTO JOEY AND THEN GETS HIT?
Me: Can she transform into Joey?
Emily: We've seen her do so before, when we were doing hunter impressions, and then we got to Joey. She turned into Joey and said stupid things like 'I'm Joey and I'm a total perverted jerk.' etcetera etcetera. She got everyone laughing.
Joey: ... T-T
Me: Hm... Anyone else?
Kreacher: She's so annoying! If anything, she ends up helping Joey more than us. I mean, yeah, she's another survivor and it's better than an afk person since she's doing something, but still!
Naib: So... A neutral frenemy in-match, I guess.
Maya: *turns back into a human*
Me: Wait Maya-
Maya: I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS!
Maya: *runs off crying*
Me: Now look at what you did!
Me: *runs off after Maya*
Me: MAYA, COME BACK-
Aesop: Am I the only one who thought she was actually a decent team player unlike some people?
Aesop: *glares at Kreacher*
Joseph: Probably.
Jack: I mean, she doesn't really do anything to us, her ability mostly affects her teamma- Aaaaaand now I get why the other survivors don't really like her in matches.
Me: *comes back*
Me: She locked herself in her room. You guys are terrible people.
Kreacher: Wasn't that why your father invited us here anyway?
Me: Touché. Anyway, that's it for this chappy. Toodles!
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