Me: Aesop, Tutorial, Kreacher, Freddy, Emma, Emily, Lucky, Servais, Kurt, I COMMAND THEE TO TURN INTO ANNOYING YOUNG CHILDREN BECAUSE THEY ARE MORE INTERESTING!
Me(whispers): Sadly, I can't add Norton yet.
Me: Anyhow, let's see... Trusted hunters?
Me: *scoffs*
Me: Black, White, Leo. That's it.
Smiley: Why?
Me(sarcastic): Let me explain.
Me: *sarcastic cough*
Me: Smiley, I know for a fact you don't deal well with young children. Bane is too aggressive. Violetta will 'accidentally' put them in cobwebs to shut them up. Michiko had a botched marriage so having her deal with kids aren't the best idea. Hastur is too slimy and scary for the kids. Joseph would be reminded of his brother. Burke is, well, dead. Yidhra, she'll 'unpurposefully' give them nightmares. And why Jack isn't an option needs no explanation.
Smiley: What about Leo?
Me: His daughter's in the mix and so is his boyfriend.
Smiley: And why do you trust Black and White?
Me: Because last time I checked they didn't have a backstory or personality that would threaten the kids!
Smiley: Fine.
Me: *sighs*
Me: And for the rest of you, just because you're not my favourite doesn't mean I don't like you.
Orpheus: Aw, thanks!
Me: Not you.
Orpheus: Welp, I tried.
Me: You're not fucking responsible. You are going to be locked in a room somewhere away from the children.
Orpheus: With who?
Me: With you.
Orpheus: And?
Me: That's it.
Orpheus: Anything to keep me company?
Me: Nope.
Orpheus: *sighs*
Orpheus: I'll go see myself in the room.
Orpheus: *starts walking to the other side of the manor*
Me: *feels guilty*
Me: Fine, you can stay.
Orpheus: Really?!
Me: Wait...
Me: *snaps fingers*
Me: Hopefully you're the normal Orpheus now...
Orpheus: H-huh?
Me: Yup. Let the one hour commence!
Freddy: *laughs crazily*
Freddy: *runs into kitchen with Kreacher chasing him*
Kreacher and Freddy: *stealing the kitchen knives and throwing them around*
Leo: HEY-
Servais: Does anyone want to see a magic trick?
Kurt, Emma and Aesop: YAY!
Servais: *holds a card up*
Servais: It's the Ace of Hearts, right?
Kurt, Emma and Aesop: *nods*
Servais: *crumples the card and throws it away*
Servais: It's vanished!
Kurt, Emma and Aesop: *claps and laughs*
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Identity V On Crack (COMPLETED)
FanfictionAsk or dare any character from Identity V! See the dark sides of the characters! See them get tortured in more ways than one! Everything is organized by yours truly, the daughter of the Host and the temporary host of the manor. My father needed a lo...
