Me: Well my friend, here shall be your first experience of hel- I mean tortu- I mean, a regular match you shall be playing on at least a weekly basis.
Norton: Oh fuck.
Me: Hey, who taught you how to swear?
Norton: One of my friends who, mind you, died during the accident.
Me: Why do I always hit the sore spots? Anyway, Nabi_Subedar requested that you play your first match with William, Kevin and Naib. I'm not so sure about this since you're all kiters and bad at decoding, but a dare is a dare, so let the game commence!
Me: *snaps fingers*
Norton, Kevin, William and Naib: *gets teleported to White Sand Street Asylum*
Naib: OH YOU'VE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME.
Me: Hey, I put the maps on random. You got White Sand Street Asylum, it's just bad luck.
Kevin: Especially for Norton. He's a first-timer. Poor dude.
Me: Oh, we'll see. Your hunter will be... Let's see... Wu Chang? Yes, let's do that.
William: Why are you torturing Norton?!
Me: HE SHALL GO THROUGH ALL MY TRIALS TO SEE IF HE'S WORTHY OF KURT-
Naib: So that's what this is all about. Sorry Norton, the next few chapters for you is going to be hell.
Norton: TwT
Me: William, behind you.
William: fUcK-
William: *nearly gets hit by White*
William: *dodges*
William: *screaming and running*
Norton: Okay, so I start decoding, right?
Me: Yes, that's what you're supposed to do.
Norton: Got it. The yellow flashing lights are undecoded ciphers?
Me: Yup.
Norton: Kay.
Norton: *starts decoding*
Naib: *decoding*
Kevin: *decoding*
White: *hits William once*
William: Oh, shit!
William: *dashes away*
White: *le confused*
William: *sees Norton and the cipher he's decoding*
William: Hey Norton!
Norton: Oh, hey William!
William: Can you heal me?
Norton: Oh, sure!
Norton: *starts to run away*
Norton: *suddenly has a calibration*
Norton: *momentarily confused*
Norton: *fails calibration*
Norton: Ow... Do we have to be electrocuted?
Me: Why? Stop being a whiny pussy.
White: Hello~
Norton and William: *screams*
Norton: *runs and runs and runs*
William: *gets incapacitated*
William: Aw dammit!
Naib: Damn, how am I still not done?!
Kevin: Cipher finished! Gotta go save Willy now.
William: *is in a rocket chair*
William: *sighs*
Norton: *finishes the cipher he was doing*
Kevin: *lassoes William and runs away*
White: ...
White: Fuck you too.
Naib: I'm finally finished!
Me: Two ciphers left, dearies!
Kevin: *heals William*
Kevin and William: *starts decoding a cipher*
Naib: *sees White*
Naib: Yoohoo!
White: *starts chasing Naib*
Naib: *kiting like the amazing kiter he is*
Norton: So... What am I supposed to do?
Me: Figure it out like everyone else did.
Kurt: Find another cipher, and maybe go to a locker to get the tiny speed boost.
Me: Wha- Kurt!
Kurt(sheepish): Sorry...
Norton: *sets off a crow*
Norton: Huh? What was that?
Me: *facepalm*
White: *gives up on Naib, finds Norton and starts chasing him*
Naib: *sighs*
Naib: *sees Kevin and William*
Naib: *decodes with them*
Norton: hOlY-
Norton: *gets Terror Shocked*
Norton: Goddammit!
Norton: *is in a rocket chair*
Naib, Kevin and William: *abandons Norton and continues decoding*
Kevin: *opens exit gate*
Norton: *gets blasted off to the manor*
Me: *claps*
Me: Betrayal at its finest.
Norton: *cries*
Kurt: Are you okay?
Me: *glares*
Kurt: *walks away with hands in the air*
Me: Sorry, I'm in a bad mood with a fever.
Kreacher: What?
Me: In real life. I'm not sick here unless I want to be, which I don't.
Kreacher: Why did I not know that?
Me: Well, anyway, that's it! The list is empty, so if you would like to leave a request, first come first serve. That's all, and toodles my dear viewers!
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Identity V On Crack (COMPLETED)
FanfictionAsk or dare any character from Identity V! See the dark sides of the characters! See them get tortured in more ways than one! Everything is organized by yours truly, the daughter of the Host and the temporary host of the manor. My father needed a lo...
