Norton: You dared wHaT?!
Me: *sighs*
Me: I was just about to give up on these tests too.
Norton: *le scREAMS*
Me: Welp, a dare is a dare, and it's from CelestialWhite too.
Norton: mErCy!
Me: If the viewer has no mercy, I can't have any either.
Norton: TwT
Me: I'm giving you an easy one.
Norton: Quote unquote easy.
Me: You're going to tour our new arrival.
Norton: What.
Me: There's a new survivor. The Enchantress.
Norton: Let me guess, New Orleans?
Me: Yes. Say hi to Patricia Dorval.
Patricia: 'Sup.
Norton: Oh, um, hi.
Me: Well, get going!
Norton: *sighs*
Patricia: Look man, I've got no intent to enjoy any of this shit, so can you please just get it over with so Hyla will finally tell me my room and I'm allowed to fucking sleep?
Norton: *impressed*
Norton: Sure. Wanna start with the kitchen?
Patricia: Honey, you read my mind.
Me: Those two will get along just fine.
Me: ...
Everyone: ...
Kurt: You're going to stalk them, aren't you.
Me: When have I not?
Kurt: *groans and facepalms*
*PLEASE STAND BY*
Norton: This is the kitchen. We take turns cooking each day each meal.
Patricia: Who decides?
Norton: Hyla does.
Patricia: Why?
Norton: Because no one dares argue back to her.
Patricia: I'm gonna ask again. Why?
Norton: Because you're still new to the manor.
Kreacher: Easy for you to say, newbie! You've barely been here for half a month!
Norton: She didn't need to know that.
Patricia: I did. Thank you, Mr...?
Kreacher: Kreacher Pierson. Now, can you please move away from the goddamn coffee machine? I just need my daily caffeine boost and I'll be able to stop being a grumpy asshole.
Patricia: Oh, okay. Norton, next area.
Norton: Got it, ma'am. One more thing. That's the knife cabinet. You'll thank me in the future.
Patricia: Okay?
Norton: It gets real Game of Thrones around here. I'm not kidding, everyone wants to get a say all the time in everything. Although Hyla usually wins.
Patricia: I'll be fine.
Patricia: *lets out a little spark to scare Norton*
Norton: Shi- I mean, cool trick.
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