Me:
*dancing*
It's not easy having yourself a good time
Greasing up those bets and betters
Watching out they don't four-letter
Trip and kiss you both at the same time
Smells like something I've forgotten
Curled up died and now it's rotten
I'm not a gangster tonight
Don't wanna be a bad guy
I'm just a loner baby
And now you've gotten in my way
I can't decide
Whether you should live or die
Oh, you'll probably go to heaven
Please don't hang your head and cry
No wonder why
My heart feels dead inside
It's cold and hard and petrified
Lock the doors and close the blinds
We're going for a ride
It's a bitch convincing people to like you
If I stop now call me a quitter
If lies were cats you'd be a litter
Pleasing everyone isn't like you
Dancing jigs until I'm crippled
Slug ten drinks I won't get pickled
I've got to hand it to you
You've played by all the same rules
It takes the truth to fool me
And now you've made me angry
I can't decide
Whether you should live or die
Oh, you'll probably go to heaven
Please don't hang your head and cry
No wonder why
My heart feels dead inside
It's cold and hard and petrified
Lock the doors and close the blinds
We're going for a ride
Oh, I could throw you in the lake
Or feed you poisoned birthday cake
I won't deny I'm gonna miss you when you're gone
Oh, I could bury you alive
But you might crawl out with a knife
And kill me when I'm sleeping
That's why
I can't decide
Whether you should live or die
Oh, you'll probably go to heaven
Please don't hang your head and cry
No wonder why
My heart feels dead inside
It's cold and hard and petrified
Lock the doors and close the blinds
We're going for a ride
Kreacher: Who was that intended for?
Me: Guess.
Freddy: Me?
Me: No, you would end up in hell.
Kreacher: Vera.
Me: No, I wouldn't hesitate to kill her.
Aesop: *appears out of nowhere*
Aesop: It wasn't about anyone. She just likes that song.
Me: CORRECT! I'm really bored...
Aesop: We can tell.
Me: Hey Aesop, I need to ask you a question.
Aesop: Shoot.
Me: Do you think Kreacher would go better with Freddy or with Servais?
Aesop: What.
Me: It's just that I ship both, so I don't know which one I should choose.
Aesop: I think that since you already put Kurt and Servais together and you already put Freddy and Kreacher together you should roll with what you chose.
Me: Thanks for the advice!
Kreacher: You ship me and Servais? Where did that come from?
Me: My boredom.
Kreacher: ...
Freddy: And say if you did put Kreacher and Servais together who would I be with?
Me: Either Lucky or Leo.
Freddy: o_O
Me: LOOK I'M BORED OKAY I HAVE NOTHING TO DO MAN I FEEL ABANDONED! Uh, not?
Kreacher: *raises an eyebrow*
Me: *snaps fingers and everyone disappears*
Me: *plays Identity V in peace*
Me: *looks up*
Me: Rant chapter over, toodles.
Me: *fails calibration*
Me: DAMMIT!
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