Me: Nabi_Subedar, I love you. If I could marry you, I would but it's not legal for me yet and I don't know your gender and also I don't know you personally okay stop blabbing Hyla GET ON WITH THE CHAPTER!
Kevin: Woah there, chill.
Me: Thanks Kevin. Now.
Me: *snaps fingers*
Freddy, Kurt, Emma, Tracy, Fiona, Naib, Helena and Joseph: *in wedding gowns*
Kreacher, Servais, Emily, William, Eli, Jack, Michiko and Aesop: *in suits*
Me: Aesop, you're the man in the fake marriage because since Joseph raped you which we're all triggered about you can have your revenge.
Aesop: That sounds really really wrong.
Me: I know.
Michiko: Why am I in the suit?
Me: Because you already have a bride skin I want to try something new.
Freddy(whining): The gown's really uncomfortable.
Kreacher: I think you look hot.
Freddy: o/////O
Me: LEAVE IT FOR AFTER THE MARRIAGE!
Kurt: It's weird, but after Hyla put me in a maid costume I really don't mind.
Servais: And when could you call our host Hyla?
Kurt: Oh, she let me because back on her OCs earth her OC is friends with my doppelganger so she decided to be friends with me!
Servais: Noice!
Emma: When did Host-chan ship me and you?
Emily: I have no idea...
Tracy: Oh dear god. I hate dresses.
William: I don't know, it suits you.
Tracy: *slaps WIlliam*
WIlliam: ;-;
Fiona: Host-chan, who am I with?
Me: Eli.
Fiona: Why?
Me: Because Eli likes you.
Eli: I DO NOT!
Me: Uh huh.
Naib: WHAT THE SHIT HYLA?!
Me: It's a little special for Nabi.
Jack: Ooh, I get to marry little Naib for a day~
Me: Jack, continue with that behaviour and I'll take the privilege away.
Jack: *stays silent*
Helena and Michiko: *silent and staring at each other*
Joseph: Shouldn't Aesop be in the dress?
Me: This is punishment for raping my bestie and our favourite quiet smol bean.
Aesop: *hugs me*
Me: You're welcome, Aesop. Anyway, let the weddings begin!
Me: *snaps fingers and individual altars appear for each couple*
Me: Blah blah blah you may now kiss the bride.
Couples: *kiss*
Me: *runs to another earth and gags and barfs*
Me: *runs back to original position*
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Identity V On Crack (COMPLETED)
FanfictionAsk or dare any character from Identity V! See the dark sides of the characters! See them get tortured in more ways than one! Everything is organized by yours truly, the daughter of the Host and the temporary host of the manor. My father needed a lo...
