Dare (@UnoriginalLady)

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DS Freddy: Why no killing?

DS Freddy: TwT

Me: BECAUSE, UnoriginalLady doesn't want you to kill. So, if you break the rule, I'll break your neck.

DS Freddy: How come you get to kill?

Me: Because I'm the fucking host, bitch. Now do your dare!

DS Freddy: Can I attack you?

Me: You can try, but I'll end up killing you.

DS Freddy: *grumbles*

DS Kreacher: *tackles William and attacks him*

DS Kreacher: HOW DOES IT FEEL FOR ONCE, HUH?!

Me: William, you've been tackling my brother?

William: Uh, yeah...?

Me: *attacks William with DS Kreacher*

DS Emily: *torturing Jack*

DS Emily: Don't. Touch. Emma.

Me: Jack, you've been going after Emma now? Right after you got over Naib?

Jack: What, I need a hobby!

Me: *stops attacking William*

Me: *starts attacking Jack instead*

DS Emma: *attacks Kreacher*

DS Emma: That's for stalling me all those times, you pervert!

Kreacher: I already stopped since Hyla threatened me, which was like at least 2 years ago!

DS Emma: Oh, right.

DS Emma: *proceeds to attack Jack*

DS Freddy: *attacks himself*

Me: No wait holy shit-

Me: *stops attacking Jack*

Me: *has to fight DS Freddy to stop him from stabbing himself*

Me: SOMEBODY FUCKING HELP ME-

Rest of the DS Squad: *holds DS Freddy down*

Me: *snatches his knife*

Me: No.

DS Freddy: No! Give it back-

DS Kreacher: *knocks DS Freddy unconscious*

Me: Well, he was definitely a handful.

DS Emily: Took an oath to preserve life.

DS Emma: Can't let my new dad die!

Freddy: Woah, what?

DS Emma: Aren't you dating my dad?

Freddy: WHAT THE F-

Leo: Sweetie, I think you're being too open...

Me: AMPLIFIED FEELINGS MOTIVES AND ACTIONS, LEO!

Leo: Oh right.

Me: Anyway, toodles!

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