Me: This should be quick and easy.
Me: *snaps fingers*
Me: Change at will!
Leo: *shark plushie*
Me: *claps*
Me: Wow.
Smiley: *circus balloons*
Jack: *Naib's hoodie*
Me: SOUTHERN MOTHERFUCKING DEMOCRATIC REPUBLICANS!
Everyone: ???
Me: *still singing*
Freddy: She's... Got her earphones on. Let's continue, everyone.
Bane: *his hook*
Violetta: *her entire supporting mechanism*
Michiko: *japanese fan*
Hastur: *tentacle*
Patricia: I thought she said object, not survivor-hunting-self-moving-tentacles?
Hastur: *his cloak*
Black: *umbrella*
White: *umbrella*
Joseph: *camera*
Burke: *a literal wall*
Yidhra: *blindfold*
Robbie: *axe*
Emily: *syringe*
Freddy: *map of White Sand Street Asylum*
Me: Why the asylum?
Freddy: I get lost way too easily.
Kreacher: *coin*
Emma: *glove*
Servais: *wand*
Kurt: *gUlLiVeR's TrAvElS*
Naib: *gauntlets*
Martha: *flare gun*
Tracy: *robot and controller*
William: *rugby ball*
Helena: *cane*
Lucky: *lucky clover charm*
Tutorial: *disappears*
Me: Huh?
Tutorial: I have no object I like, so I picked a concept. More specifically, the concept of survival.
Me: ?
Tutorial: You won't get it.
Me: As indeed I don't.
Fiona: *holy key*
Vera: *perfume bottle*
Kevin: *lasso*
Margeretha: *music box*
Eli: Not an object, unfortunately. Non-living objects do not deserve judgement as liked.
Me: So, what is it?
Eli: *his owl*
Eli's Owl: *screeches*
Aesop: *coffin*
Norton: *magnets*
Patricia: *ape skull*
Me: That's it! Toodles!

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