Me: Welcome to the sequel! I've got nothing to do...
Aesop: Oh come on, of course you do!
Me: Yeah, but I played so many games today already, I'm not in the mood...
Aesop: Well what are you gonna do about it?
Me: I can't really do anything unless they request either a one-shot, an ask or a dare. I mean, of course I can come up with my own things, but I wouldn't be as motivated to do them.
Aesop: Well what are you gonna do about it?
Me: I don't know, find inspiration? Except I can't do that because I'm officially stuck in my grandparent's house...
Aesop: Well what are you gonna do about it?
Me: Are you suggesting I run from my grandparent's house? If I did that I'll be grounded for who knows how long, and it's not as easy when your grandfather is sitting right next to you.
Aesop: Well what are you gonna do about it?
Me: I can't poison my grandparents. I don't know how and out here in the real world I can't resurrect people...
Aesop: Well what are you gonna do about it?
Me: ...Aesop, are you just saying 'Well what are you gonna do about it?' over and over again?
Aesop: Well what are you gonna do about it?
Me: *sigh* Wow, even the convos between me and Aesop are getting boring...
Aesop: Well what are you gonna do abou-
Me: SHUT IT AESOP! PLEASE!
Aesop: Well what are you-
Me: *stabs Aesop*
Me: Hadn't have to do that for a very long time. Guess it's my fault. Well viewers, please end the suffering.
Freddy: Nah, keep it like this. I like it, it means I get to spend more time with Kreacher.
Me: BOI GET OUT!
Kreacher: DON'T YOU HURT MY FREDDY OR I WILL KILL YOU!
Me: DON'T YOU HURT YOUR SISTER OR SHE WILL KILL YOU INSTEAD!
Kreacher: I AM YOUR OLDER BROTHER AND YOU WILL LISTEN TO ME!
Me: I AM YOUR YOUNGER SISTER AND YOU WILL LEAVE ME ALONE!
Freddy: *le runs while he still can*
Servais: *reads previous line*
Servias: Hey Host-chan...
Me and Kreacher: *still arguing*
Servais: Host-chan!
Me and Kreacher: *still arguing*
Servais: HOST-CHAN!
Me and Kreacher: *stops arguing*
Me and Kreacher: *looks at Servais*
Me and Kreacher: WHAT?!
Servais: Thank you. Host-chan, I wanted to ask you something, but maybe not in the vicinity of Kreacher's hearing radius?
Me: Nah, just say it.
Servais: Ah, okay. So I was reading where you wrote Freddy runs while he still can.
Me: Yeah?
Servais: Is the reason he can't run in the near future because... because he gets fucked too hard by Kreacher?
Kreacher: Maybe~ ûwû
Me: BOI HOW HAVE WE NOT MET UNTIL YOU JOINED THE MANOR?!
Servais: I don't know.
Me: You're like my soulmate if my soulmate is the perfect best friend!
Servais: Imagine if you said that to a person who had a ginormous crush on you. That would be... more than awkward.
Me: Yeah.
Servais: Can I do the farewell?
Me: Sure, new person on my bestie list!
Servais: You have a bestie list?
Me: Yeah, I have to keep track of my besties since the people I hate usually takes the vast majority of my thinking.
Servais: Oh. Anyway, hope you enjoyed Hyla venting out her suffering! Oh no, I said Hyla...
Me: Don't worry, my besties can call me Hyla.
Servais: Oh, okay! Thanks for reading! Leave your requests, asks and dares down below in the comments! Can't wait to see what fun tortures you come up for people! Toodles!
Servais(whispering): Did I do good?
Me(whispering): It was perfect.
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Identity V On Crack (COMPLETED)
FanfictionAsk or dare any character from Identity V! See the dark sides of the characters! See them get tortured in more ways than one! Everything is organized by yours truly, the daughter of the Host and the temporary host of the manor. My father needed a lo...
