Identity V On Crack (COMPLETED)

Servais x Kurt

A/N - Have fun reading~! BTW, this takes place in the Lucky x Suicidal!Bullied!Freddy universe. Check those out if you haven't read them yet! uwu

WARNING: Jerking and Teasing (I know what you're thinking: 'DAFUQ?!')

Also, keep in mind I am probably the most twisted 12 year old out there, so just because it's in my head it don't mean I'm good at writing it out. I was *this* close to flunking english.

Servais' P.O.V

It's gender night again. For those who don't know what that is, it's when the girls meet up and the guys meet up seperately and it's basically for us to talk about stuff when the other gender isn't around to listen on to your every word and use it as blackmail. Today was hosted at Leo's room and we were talking about our abilities.

"Servais, how do you do Illusion?" Kreacher asked.

"Tell us!" Kurt chimed.

"A magician never reveals his or her secrets." I plainly respond before winking.

"Oh, come on! It'll be so useful to know!" Lucky pleaded.

"Yeah, and it'd be easier for us to beat you down." Bane added.

"Not really convincing me otherwise, Perez." I tutted before moving on. "What about you, Kurt? What makes you be able to use the book for so long?"

"Well, I guess it's just because I love it a lot and it's Gulliver's Travels. If it was anything else though, I'm sure the Host or Hyla would have given me another ability." Kurt said.

"Oh, is it really now?" I questioned, raising an eyebrow. His face turned red.

"I'm telling the truth! Don't believe me all you want, it's you choice." He harrumphed. "You were the one who asked me anyway!"

Why is he being so sensitive? Eh, whatever.

"Guys, wanna play truth or dare?" Kevin asked.

"Sure, it'd be fun. Unless we're forced to continuously reveal our crush, of course." Freddy agreed.

"Dude, you're probably the only person who doesn't have a crush because you're dating Lucky." White emphasized the part about dating Lucky in a sarcastic voice.

"I-I was just pointing out for the rest of you!" Freddy stuttered angrily.

Lucky wrapped his arms around Freddy in a hug before sending White an icy glare, who raised his arms up in confused surrender.

"I'll go first. Aesop, truth or dare!" William started.

"Truth." The young embalmer stated.

"Do you have a crush on someone?" William asked, his eyes glowing with mischief.

"No. And I mean that from the bottom of my heart because crushes are meaningless. Also, they are called crushes because they'd crush your heart after. No thank you."

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"Way to make us depressed at the first question, Aesop." Tutorial spat.

"Not my fault, Tutorial." Aesop snarled back.

"Actually, it is!" Tutorial snapped.

The two argued back and forth before getting interrupted by yours truly, me.

"Enough! Can we please just get on with it?" I shouted. Aesop nodded.

"Fine. Tutorial, truth or dare."