DS Emily: Thanks for sending us to our deaths, Nabi_Subedar.
DS Emma: We can try...
Me: *cracks knuckles*
Me: Let's go.
DS Emily: *poking me with syringe*
DS Emma: *sets my arm on fire*
DS Kreacher: *crying*
DS Freddy: *mourning his own death*
Me: Are you guys even fucking trying? Ugh, lame.
DS Squad: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!
DS Emily: *brutally attacking me with syringe*
DS Emma: *sets everything I like and love on fire*
DS Freddy: WHY AM I ON FIRE?!
Me: Probably because you're my favourite Dark Side.
DS Kreacher: NOT FUCKING FAIR! I'M YOUR BROTHER!
DS Kreacher: *screaming in my face*
Me: ...
Me: *starts getting annoyed*
Me: Okay, can you guys stop?
DS Squad: *stops for a second*
DS Squad: *does everything they were doing on a more intense level*
Me: Still not annoyed, bruh.
DS Emma: Guys, stop. I have an idea.
DS Squad: *gathers and whispers*
Me: What are they doing?
DS Emily: *drags Orpheus out of crowd*
DS Emily: *points syringe to his neck*
DS Emily(hissing): Flirt with Hyla.
Orpheus: What the fuck?! No!
DS Emily: DO IT!
Orpheus: What do I fucking say?
DS Emily: The dirtiest pick-up lines you can think of.
Orpheus: Thanks for offering me as sacrifice.
Orpheus: *walks up to me trembling*
Orpheus: Is that a mirror in your pocket? 'Cause I can see myself in your pants...
Me: ...What.
Orpheus: *looks at the DS Squad*
DS Squad: *glares at him*
Orpheus: Uh, um... If you were a library book, I'd check you out?
Me: *face contorts in confusion*
Orpheus: My lips are like skittles. Wanna taste the rainbow?
Me: How do you even know what skittles are?
Orpheus: *slowly getting confident*
Orpheus: Do you like sales? Because if you're looking for a good one, clothing is 100% off at my place.
Me: I'm too lazy to go shopping most of the time.
Orpheus: I'm new in town, Can I have direction to your apartment?
Me: I live in this manor and so do you.
Orpheus: Your lips look so lonely... Would you like to meet mine?
Me: No.
Orpheus: Is your name Hyla?
Me: Uh huh.
Orpheus: Is you name Hyla?
Me: Yes.
Orpheus: Is your name Hyla?
Me: Yes!
Orpheus: Will you go on a date with me?
Me: YES!
Me: *realizes*
Me: Wait-
Orpheus: HAPPY YET?!
DS Squad: *gives him a thumbs up*
Me: *rages*
Me: *murders DS Squad*
Me: *still seething*
Orpheus: So, about that date-
Me: *punches him into a wall*
Aesop: *brings me to another room*
Tutorial: I'm sorry, our dear Hyla needs a little break. Please excuse her for a bit. Until then, I guess I'll have to say this for her. Toodles!
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Identity V On Crack (COMPLETED)
FanfictionAsk or dare any character from Identity V! See the dark sides of the characters! See them get tortured in more ways than one! Everything is organized by yours truly, the daughter of the Host and the temporary host of the manor. My father needed a lo...
