Me: Good thing Aesop and Tutorial are already handcuffed.
Aesop: *speaking angry gibberish*
Tutorial: *huffing*
Freddy: Me and Leo have a love-hate thing going on right now, so...?
Me: Be each other's valentine.
Vera: I basically hate everyone except for you.
Me: Okay, then be with Kevin.
Kevin: SHIT NO! I like a lot of girls, but that lassie is a big no.
Vera: I rather die.
Me: Nope, you two are still being together.
Kevin: NOOOO!
Vera: Fuck.
Joseph: So I'm my own valentines?
Me: BOI-
Joseph: Okay! Chill! I'll go with Violetta.
Violetta: Fine.
White: I don't hate anyone. I'm a peaceful spirit who helps people.
Black: And I'm with White.
Me: Okay, you guys can be single.
Kreacher: UN-FUCKING-FAIR!
Me: Deal with it brotha.
Me: *deal with it shades appear*
Kreacher: Fine, who's with me?
Me: You and Emma have a love-hate thing too, right?
Kreacher: What?
Me: Emma still thinks you're weird. From all that creepy shit and the age difference and stuff.
Kreacher: But she doesn't like me! So it's just a hate thing!
Emma: Or do I~
Kreacher: *blushing*
Kreacher: E-emma...
Me: *about to barf*
Leo: IF YOU HURT MY DAUGHTER I WILL-
Me: LEO SAY ONE MORE WORD TO MY BROTHER AND I'LL RIP YOUR ARM OFF.
Leo: *stays silent*
Me: MOVING ON! William... you can be with Bane. Because he hates you the most for always kiting him.
William: *cries*
Bane: I'm not talking to you.
Me: I don't think anyone else hates anyone, so yeah!
Orpheus: How about me?
Me: Everyone hates you.
Orpheus: So who am I with?
Me: *sighs*
Me: Sorry Michiko.
Michiko: TwT
Me: Okay, that's it. Toodles!
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