Me: I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT VALENTINE'S DAY!
Orpheus: Oh, it works like this. Basically, a guy asks a girl to be their valentine. Unless that guy isn't the first guy, the girl must say yes.
Me: Oh?
Orpheus: So will you be my valentine?
Me: I guess I have to say yes?
Kreacher: LIAR! YOU WILL NOT BE MY SISTER'S VALENTINE!
Me: Huh?
Kreacher: A guy can ask a girl, but the girl does not have to say yes!
Orpheus: They also exchange flowers and chocolates.
Me: Are you gonna give me chocolates?
Orpheus: Yeah.
Me: Okay, sure. I'll be your valentine.
Kreacher: *frustrated sweatdrop*
Kreacher: Being an older brother is so annoying...
Me: Food always comes first!
Orpheus: Take that, Pierson!
Me: Why are you being mean to my brother?
Orpheus: Nothing.
Me: So is trading stuff all we do??
Orpheus: We also cuddle or kiss.
Kreacher: STAY AWAY FROM MY SISTER!
Me: Can we binge Netflix?
Orpheus: Sure.
Me: Okay!
Kreacher: YOU DO NOT GET TO CUDDLE MY SISTER YOU LITTLE-
Orpheus: *gets ready to run*
Me: Um, what's happening?
Kreacher: *chases Orpheus around manor*
Orpheus: *running for his life*
Freddy: Kreacher's overprotective brotherly instincts are kicking in.
Me: Why? Is Valentine's Day supposed to be romantic?
Freddy: *facepalm*
Me: What?
Freddy: I'm not even gonna bother try to explain. You two, fancy trying?
Aesop and Tutorial: *shakes heads*
Leo: I'll try.
Freddy: *scoffs*
Freddy: Good luck.
Leo: Basically, two people are valentines. They swap chocolates, flowers and presents. They kiss and cuddle and stuff. Usually, they either go out or they stay at home watching TV or such.
Freddy: That was actually a good summary.
Leo: *bows*
Me: *snaps fingers and Kreacher and Orpheus are in front of me*
Me: Kreacher, stop chasing Orpheus. I agreed to be his valentine, so I'm gonna complete my end of my promise.
Kreacher: What- How- When- Why?!
Me: Because I'm a girl of my word.
Orpheus: Booyah!
Kreacher: *glaring*
Me: So since you don't have a TV, you can come to my room.
Kreacher: *really really pissed*
Me: OH PISS OFF! GO KISS EMMA OR SOMETHING!
Kreacher: *stutters*
Kreacher: What?
Emma: I'll be your valentine!
Kreacher: *blushing*
Freddy: *laughing*
Me: AND YOUR VALENTINE IS LEO FREDERICK!
Freddy: Freddy.exe has stopped working
Me: Leggo!
Orpheus: Me 1, Kreacher 0.
Aesop: When did Host-chan become naive?
Tutorial: You tell me.
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