Me: Let's get ready to r-r-r-r-rumble! CelestialWhite.
White: I feel like this'll be more of a street fight.
Me: You got it brother! First up, William and Smiley! Remember, no weapons, and no otherly dimensional help. Ready?
Smiley: *raises his fists*
William: *raises his fists*
Me: GO!
Smiley and William: *kicking and punching*
Smiley: *lands a punch on William's stomach*
William: OOF!
Smiley: *smacks William in the head*
Me: We have a winner! Next, Servais and Kreacher!
Kreacher: I can't fight!
Servais: Well then we know who's gonna win.
Me: You're still gonna fight.
Kreacher: Aw man!
Me: Three, two, one, fight!
Servais: *pins Kreacher to the floor*
Me: Okay, that was quick.
Kreacher: *realizes position Servais pinned him in*
Servais: ...
Servais: *whispers something in Kreacher's ear*
Kreacher: *blushes*
Kreacher: Uh, um-
Servais: *stands up and picks Kreacher up bridal-style*
Servais: *brings him into room and kicks door close*
Me: *sighs*
Me: FREDDY! LEO!
Freddy: Dammit! Leo's gonna crush me!
Leo: Bring it on.
Me: GO!
Leo: *punches Freddy*
Freddy: Ow...
Freddy: TwT
Leo: Oh, are you okay?
Leo: *fusses over Freddy and starts bandaging him up*
Me: BOI. Fine. Nabi and Naib. At least this will be bloody.
Nabi: I'm ready.
Naib: Let's start.
Nabi and Naib: *sibling brawl*
Nabi and Naib: *covered in blood and bruises*
Nabi: *lands kick in Naib's crotch*
Nabi: *knocks Naib unconscious*
Me: And Nabi comes out victorious! Next up, Vera and Fiona! Go!
Fiona and Vera: *fighting*
Fiona: *starts apologizing mid-fight*
Vera: *apologizes back*
Me: Okay, stop. The only decent fight we've had so far is Nabi and Naib! DO SOMETHING EVENTFUL GODDAMMIT! Tutorial and Aesop, don't you two dare fuckinng disappoint my bloody expectations.
Aesop and Tutorial: *blood fight*
Me: YES! THANK YOU!
Aesop: *lands on top of Tutorial*
Aesop: *kisses Tutorial*
Tutorial: *kisses back*
Me: NUUUUU! NOT AGAIN! TRACY AND MARGA PLEASE!
Tracy and Margaretha: *refuses to fight each other even if they have to die*
Me: *sighs*
Me: Last hope. Martha and Joseph.
Martha: *beats the shit out of Joseph*
Me: MARTHA! I FUCKING LOVE YOU!
Martha: *gives a quick bow and walks back into crowd*
Me: So that's it for this chappy. Toodles!
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Identity V On Crack (COMPLETED)
FanfictionAsk or dare any character from Identity V! See the dark sides of the characters! See them get tortured in more ways than one! Everything is organized by yours truly, the daughter of the Host and the temporary host of the manor. My father needed a lo...
