Me: *snaps fingers and all couples are handcuffed*
Me: There you go, Nabi_Subedar. Now go do whatever, I totally won't be stalking what you guys do.
Freddy: *mentally curses me*
Me: *hears it because I'm telepathic as host*
Me: *kicks Freddy*
Freddy: *tries to fight me but can't because movements are too awkward while being handcuffed to Kreacher*
Me: *teleports away and takes out monitor screens*
Me: Now let's see what you guys are up to...
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Freddy: The handcuffs are really tight.
Kreacher: *takes out hair pin*
Freddy: Do you keep that with you all the time?
Kreacher: First off, I have to pick locks all the time. It's like a mandatory thing in the business of stealing. Second, it's also mandatory in the business of being a sibling to Hyla. She cuffs me to my bed all the time.
Freddy: And why would she do that?
Kreacher: Sometimes when I piss her off she cuffs me to the bed. One time she trapped me in the room for 3 weeks because humans can live that long without food. She slipped in a glass of water now and then, and from then on I vowed to always have a hair pin with me.
Freddy: That was way more dramatic than expected.
Kreacher: *unlocks the cuffs*
Me: *busts out and cuffs them together again*
Me: And thank you for telling me about the hair pin.
Me: *confiscates hair pin and runs back to hiding room*
Kreacher: TwT
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Emily: ...
Emma: ...
Emma: DAD!
Leo: What?
Emma: Host-chan put us in cuffs! Get us out!
Leo: If I could, I would, but I am in no position to piss of Host-chan. I'm getting tired of dying, and I have a feeling that when she resurrects people she usually has no intent of healing them physically.
Emma: *sighs*
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Kurt and Servais: *making out*
Me: *switches off Kurt and Servais' monitor screen*
Me: *le scared, terrified even*
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William: *sleeping*
Tracy: *working on bots one-handed*
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Fiona: Yay! I'm cuffed to Eli!
Eli: *has owl unlock cuffs*
Fiona: Huh?
Eli: *has owl lock the other side of the cuffs to metal loop on floor I use for tying torture victims*
Eli: Yeah, see you later.
Eli: *walks out in glam while other couples be jealous*
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Naib: *gets out of cuffs through a mercenary trick Nabi taught him*
Jack: Aw, why are you leaving?
Naib: Because, I have had enough of your shit. You literally try and stalk me every single day, even when I go into the bathroom. If it wasn't for Host-chan, I'm pretty sure I'd be the second rape victim in this manor!
Jack: Uh, second?
Naib: Aesop was first, you stupid asshole.
Naib: *cuffs Jack to the nearest cuffable thing, which happened to be a pole*
Jack: Ooh, kinky~
Me: *runs out of hiding room*
Me: *steals Joseph's sword*
Joseph: Hey!
Me: *cuts Jack all over with sword*
Me: *returns bloody sword to Joseph*
Me: *steals Freddie's whip (she's my OC for those who don't know)*
Freddie: Oi! What was that for?
Me: *whips Jack non-stop*
Jack: *screaming*
Everyone else: *just watching*
Me: *returns bloody whip to Freddie*
Me: *teleports to grocery store, steals a truckload of salt and teleports back*
Me: *snaps fingers and boiling hot water tub appears*
Me: *pours 3 gigantic packets of salt in*
Me: *takes out stick and mixes it*
Me: *flicks salt water at Jack*
Jack: Ow!
Me: *goes back to grocery store and steals around 50 boxes of lemons*
Me: *snaps fingers and lemons turn into lemon juice*
Me: *pours half of the lemon juice in and mixes it*
Me: *creates 1000 litres of nitric acid, pours half of it in and mixes it*
Jack: *trying to escape*
Me: *drags him back*
Me: *throws him in boiling hot tub mix*
Jack: *screaming in agony*
Me: *takes separate tub out*
Me: *dumps all remaining contents in(the salt, lemon juice and nitric acid)*
Me: *dumps it all on top of Jack*
Me: *goes back into room leaving Jack in agony*
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Aesop: *takes out welder from suitcase and melts the cuffs*
Joseph: You keep that in your make-up box?
Aesop: *shrugs*
Aesop: I've been besties with Hyla long enough to know that I must always prepare for everything and anything.
Joseph: *applauds*
Aesop: *bows before carefully melting the remains of the cuffs*
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Me: Uh, I think that's it? I don't remember much anymore, blame school.
Freddy: You always do.
Me: *smacks Freddy*
Me: Not funny. Anyway, hope you liked this chapter! Toodles!
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Identity V On Crack (COMPLETED)
FanficAsk or dare any character from Identity V! See the dark sides of the characters! See them get tortured in more ways than one! Everything is organized by yours truly, the daughter of the Host and the temporary host of the manor. My father needed a lo...
