Me: *trying to calm down*
Me: Okay okay okay, GUYS DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE BLESSING AND GIFT I JUST RECIEVEEEEEEEEEEEED?!
Kreacher: Sis, are you oka-
Me: REEEEEEEEEEEEEE! SOUICHIIIIIIIIIII!
Servais: She's not okay. Hyla, chill.
Me: BUUUT SOUICHI-KUUUUUUUUUUN!
Servais: You may still never get him on your main server since the offer has ended already.
Me: ...
Me: Way to ruin the mood, asshole.
Servais: If it makes you stop screaming, then it's worth it.
Me: *throws dagger*
Servais: *ded*
Kreacher: YO! WHY?!
Me: *shrugs*
Me: You can ask him when Aesop resurrects him.
Aesop: *sighs*
Aesop: Back to my job again.
Aesop: *starts working on a Servais doll in a coffin*
Me: On to the dare!
Me: *takes out Uno cards*
Me: Let's play!
Me: *uses magic to shuffle cards*
Me: *evenly sorts them to 5 players plus me with one flick*
Me: Okay, I admit, I learnt that trick from Servais. But of course, I added a little flair of my own. So, the players are me (duh), Patricia, Leo, Kreacher, Yidhra, and to celebrate our new survivor, Murro!
Murro: Oh, eh, hey...
(A/N - He's new and no one's assigned him a stereotype yet so I'm trying to work shit out here, okay?)
Murro: ...Uh... How do cards... work... again?
Me: ...
Everyone: ...
Me: Has it been that long?
Murro: Ehehehe... Yeah...
Me: Well, I could go in depth into how cards are made, why they're made, and all that shit, but maybe I'll just team up with you so that I can teach you.
Kreacher: I would like to point out that he's the oldest looking survivor so far-
Me: *smacks him*
Me: Learn some manners, asshole!
Murro: Oh, no, it's fine. Manners bind us to restrictions, in a sort of way that makes us lose our own voices and stops us from giving opinions.
Me: ...?
Kreacher: Yeah! Take th-
Me: *kicks him in the face*
Me: Oh, I'm so sorry, did I forget my manners?
Kreacher: FUCKING OW!
Me: Let's start the game, shall we?
Me: *shuffles deck remaining deck*
Me: *stacks the cards*
Me: *flips open top card and places it down*
Me: A red 8. Yidhra, go first.
Yidhra: *puts down red 4*
Leo: *puts down blue 4*
Patricia: *puts down green 4*
Kreacher: *draws card*
Me: Now, Murro, look at your deck. You have to place down a card of the same color or number.
Murro: *picks out a +4*
Murro: What about this...?
Me: Uh uh uh, you're going to save that. That's a black power card, you can place whenever.
Murro: Gotcha.
Murro: *picks out green 9*
Me: That's good, place it down.
Murro: *places card*
Yidhra: *puts down green 2*
Leo: *puts down yellow 2*
Patricia: *puts down yellow 3*
Kreacher: *draws card*
Kreacher: ...How is this possible?
Me: Maybe you're just dumb.
Kreacher: How dARE YOU-
Me: Now, Murro, you can put down a yellow power card because the latest card is yellow.
Murro: *picks out a specific card*
Me: Hehehe, memes...
Murro: Um, are you okay?
Me: Yes, yes, place it down!
Murro: *places card down*
Me: NO U!
Yidhra: Oh come on!
Kreacher: *still draws a card*
Kreacher: This is sad.
Patricia: *places down reverse card*
Patricia: NO U!
Kreacher: *draws another card*
Me: *magicks Murro and Patricia's cards*
Patricia: *lets out cackle*
Kreacher: Oh god, what is it...
Murro: I only have the cards with the same symbol.
Me: Then place one down!
Murro: I don't get why you're so excited...
Murro: *places down reverse card*
Me: NO U!
Kreacher: *draws card*
Patricia: NO U!
Kreacher: *draws card*
Me and Murro: NO U!
Me: Do you even know what that means?
Murro: Nope, you just seem really excited about it, so...
Me: Haha!
Me: *slings arm around Murro*
Me: That's what I'm talking about!
Kreacher: *draws card*
Patricia: NO U!
Kreacher: WHY DO MY CARDS KEEP CHANGING?!
Me: Infinite loop, boiiiiiiiii.
Kreacher: nO-
Me: yES-
Murro: NO U!
Kreacher: daMMIT WHY-
Me: We'll be stuck in this loop for a while.
Entire Manor (bar Kreacher): NO U!
Kreacher: WHYYYYY? ;-;
Me: *puts on headphones*
Me: *starts listening to dance music*
Joseph: Please don't blast your music.
Me: *takes off headphones*
Me: *blasts Thrift Shop through speakers*
Joseph: ...
Me: TOODLES!
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Identity V On Crack (COMPLETED)
FanfictionAsk or dare any character from Identity V! See the dark sides of the characters! See them get tortured in more ways than one! Everything is organized by yours truly, the daughter of the Host and the temporary host of the manor. My father needed a lo...
