Identity V On Crack (COMPLETED)

Dare (@Nabi_Subedar)

Me: *awkward laugh*

Me: Nabi_Subedar, that means I'm basically useless. I have no weapons or abilities or items or anything. Yay me.

Freddy: AHAHAHA welcome to my life!

Me: You have a map.

Freddy: Which equals to nothing.

Me: ...True, true. And you have that vaulting and pallet debuff too.

Freddy: Preach. I need a buff.

Me: Other survivors do last longer on the chairs and whoever's near you work faster on everything.

Freddy: Name one thing that benefits me.

Me: People... Want to be near you, drawing attention to other prey for the hunter to pick on?

Freddy: Nice try, I'm not an idiot. The hunters know I'm weak and they always go after me. Always.

Me: Well, I'm sorry! Moving on, I probably now have to create skills and probably an item. Let me ponder this for a bit, see y'all later! Which is basically two lines later.

*WAIT FOR IT*

Me: Okay! Much, hard thinking later, here's my 4 skills. After this, we'll get on with the match!

The Teen

1. Phone

Hyla's a teenager from the future. What do you expect? Hyla can turn on her phone to do whatever she wants. After using her phone for 10 consecutive seconds, she is in a good mood and the speed of everything she does is increased by 20% for 2 minutes. No cooldown, although she cannot recharge the ability if her buff is still in effect. The hunter is capable of stealing Hyla's phone, and if successful in doing so Hyla will have to steal it back.

2. Addicted

Hyla's life revolves a lot around her phone, and she constantly has her phone by her side. She cannot switch items. If the hunter is successful in stealing Hyla's phone, she will not be able to use her ability. Her determination in acquiring her phone will gain her a 25% speed boost and be 30% faster at slamming pallets, vaulting windows and vaulting pallets. On the other hand, she is upset and she cannot concentrate. Speed of decoding, healing and opening exit gates is decreased by 20%. Everything will be returned to normal once Hyla reacquires her phone.

3. Young and Energetic

Still young and full of energy. Pallet-dropping speed is increased by 15% and vaulting speed is increased by 15%. Struggle speed is also increased 15%.

4. Immortality

Is completely and absolutely immortal. All injuries automatically heal within 3 seconds. If incapacitated, she will return to being injured. If injured, she will return to being in top health.

Emily: That looks really overpowered.

Me: Ehehehe, I don't know what else to put... Now, 3 favourite survivors? I can't choose!

Freddy: Oh please, we all know you're going to choose Kurt, Helena and Servais.

Me: On the contraire! First, they are not my only favourites, and I found a loophole, so fuck you!

Freddy: *sweatdrops*

Me: She said survivors I like, which means it doesn't have to be my favourites of which I cannot choose between.

Kreacher: So, who is it going to be?

Me: I'm sorry, but your deduction was too hard. I'm not choosing you.