Eli: Fuck you.
Me: *smacks Eli*
Me: Apologize to ghost4028 this instant.
Eli(muttering): Sorry...
Me: Louder.
Eli: Sorry.
Me: Louder!
Eli: Sorry!
Me: LOUDEEEEEEEEEEER!
Eli: *inhales*
Eli: Sorry.
Me: *le incapacitated*
Me: *gets better again and sends Eli into a game with Aesop, Kurt, Kreacher and Hastur in Arm's Factory*
Me: AND LET THE GAMES BEGIN!
Freddy: This ain't the Hunger Games you know.
Me: Thanks for ruining my dreams, bunny teeth.
Freddy: *triggered*
Me: *freezes him into a block of ice*
Aesop: *immediately puts down coffin next to cipher he's decoding*
Aesop: *starts decoding*
Kurt: *starts decoding*
Kreacher: *starts decoding with Kurt*
Kurt: GO FIND YOUR OWN CIPHER!
Kreacher: o_O
Kreacher: *le shook and runs to another cipher*
Eli: *spawned next to Hastur*
Eli: FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!
Eli: *screaming*
Eli: *tries to kite Hastur*
Eli: *fails*
Hastur: *hits Eli once*
Hastur and Eli: *runs past Aesop*
Aesop: *embalms Eli*
Hastur: *chases Eli to the other side of the map*
Eli: *incapacitated and terror shocked*
Me: Eli has been incapacitated from terror shock by vaulting!
Hastur: *ties Eli to nearest rocket chair*
Hastur: *realizes Aesop's coffin is on the other side of the map*
Kreacher: *suddenly appears and starts kiting Hastur*
Eli: *comes out of coffin*
Eli: *falls on to Aesop who was decoding*
Aesop: *kicks Eli away*
Eli: OW!
Aesop: Learn to balance yourself when you get out of the coffin.
Aesop: *continues decoding*
Eli: *starts decoding with Aesop*
Aesop: *goes to another cipher*
Eli: *follows and decodes with Aesop*
Aesop: Stop decoding with me.
Eli: Why? We decode faster together.
Aesop: My decoding decreases when decoding with someone else.
Eli: Why?
Aesop: Because I hate the living. Now decode your own cipher before I bury you in the same coffin you came out of.
Eli: *runs back to previous cipher just to see Kreacher kiting Hastur*
Hastur: *sees Eli and is out for his blood again*
Eli: *running again*
Kreacher: *starts decoding*
Me: Kurt has achieved the achievement 'Decoding Master'!
Eli: Kurt decoded three ciphers?!
Kurt(in the background): I can turn tiny and hide from the hunter remember?!
Eli: *terror shocked and incapacitated*
*Timeskip to after Eli has been strapped to rocket chair*
Eli: I need help!
Kreacher: Aesop, why aren't you saving Eli?
Aesop: He's way too annoying when he doesn't have his owl.
Kreacher: Ah.
Aesop: *goes back to cipher*
Kreacher: *waits*
Kurt: *saves Eli*
Eli: *runs*
Kurt: *finds cipher Aesop is working on and pushes him away*
Kurt: *makes Kreacher decode with him*
Me: The exit gate is open!
Aesop: *opens gate*
Kurt, Aesop and Kreacher: *runs through gate*
Eli: *still getting chased by Hastur*
Eli: *escapes through dungeon*
Eli: Oh thank god.
Me: So apparently Eli is an annoying son of a bitch when he doesn't play with his owl. Toodles! BTW it's math class and I'm scared that my scary teacher will catch me writing.
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