STAR TREK IMAGINES

Captain James T. Kirk

Bones tightened the strap he'd attached Jim to the bed with, pacing slightly as he waited for you to get to the med-bay.
He knew he shouldn't have let Jim have that extra drink, that unsurprisingly spiraled into 3 extra bottles. Bones had plenty of experience with his alcohol, and he also had plenty of experience with drunk Jim.
"c'mon bones- I wanna get up. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please"
He whined, Bones just sighed, rubbing his temples before relief washed over him when the door opened and you appeared on the other side.
"Is everything alright bones? You said it was life or death"
"I made a mistake y/n, I couldn't stop him"
You covered your mouth, stifling your laugh,
"It's alright bones- he'll just need something for his hangover and I'll have to break the news to Scotty that he can't go back to engineering yet"
"I'll take care of that darlin' just make sure we don't repeat what happened the last time"
"Right"
You undid Jim's restraints, he was smiling like an idiot.
"You're Gorgeous!"
He shouted, your face flushed as you held both of his arms trying to ignore the strange looks from passers by.
"This is my room pretty lady- shall I walk you to yours"
He stumbled over his own feet, before offering you his arm like nothing had happened.
"This is our room my love"
"Our room! Wow- isn't it a sight"
He cheered upon entering, you couldn't hide a little smile at his pure innocence before you pulled back the blankets.
"Here Jim, you'd probably feel more comfortable without this"
You motioned to his shirt, your fingers curled around the edges motioning upwards so he'd get the message and lift his arms- instead he immediately pushed your wrists down.
"Don't you think that's a bit forward.. sh- shouldn't I take you out for a drink"
He emphasized his words by gently tapping the tip of your nose, before he kissed it.
"Sorry now I'm being forward"
He stated, before crashing down on the bed.
"Jim- we are married, I've seen you without your shirt on plenty"
He nodded, before he pulled the hem of shirt up but he couldn't seem to get it past his head.
"Ah help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help!"
Pulling him up by the waist, you tried to let go of him, but he fell back again, and again, and again.
Whilst he was figuring out himself you moved at the speed of light to change out of your uniform and rejoined him.
Jim had finally pulled himself together enough that he was under the covers, but was holding a pillow over his face.
"I can't remember what side my head goes on?"
"Whatever side makes you feel sleepy"
You reply, feeling a touch sleepy yourself.
Crawling in bed, Jim had decided that sleeping with his head on top of the pillow was comfortable before you crawled almost completely on top of him, a safety precaution.
"Goodnight Jim- I love you"
"I love you too pretty lady"