☿Dog #89: D o g puns
♧John Walkenbach posted a link to an article about a TV channel for dogs. Shut-in dogs may get a new leash on life. Some won't like, and they'll flea.
♡Steve Schuller - Mutt you hound us with these doggone puns?
♧John Walkenbach - I think their target demographic is watch dogs.
♧John Walkenbach - One of the most popular shows is a game show hosted by Bob Barker.
♧John Walkenbach - Canine O'Brien is also popular for the late-night dogs.
♤Paul M - This subject gives me pause about making puns.
♤Paul M - I wonder if dogs like watching old Home ImpRUFFment reruns.
♡Steve Schuller - ..or the news on C-Spaniel.
♧John Walkenbach - Funny, I was just going to say, dogs prefer it to C-SPAN. You'll find the research is true. It's a bitch when someone beats you to pun.
♧John Walkenbach - I thought we'd already done dog puns, so I didn't want to do it Afghan. But I guess it wouldn't mastiff if we did it again.
♡Steve Schuller - Don't terrier self up about it.
♧John Walkenbach - I won't. If I start taking it too seriously, I'll pick up the phone and collie.
♧John Walkenbach - My doctor told me to settle down and relax. Dis temper of mine needs to be cur tailed.
♡Steve Schuller - You'll beagle-ad you followed that advice.
♧John Walkenbach - I just told my buddy, Ray about this thread. He has a pedigree in dog puns. Great God almighty! Ray be's coming!!!
♧John Walkenbach - Another guy I know, Shep. Heard about it and he'll be coming by.
♧John Walkenbach - Please don't let this thread rot while yer trying to think of something clever.
♧John Walkenbach - Your key to contributing is to google 'dog breeds.'
♤Paul M - Akita contributing is to google dog breeds. Wow, that's profound!
♧John Walkenbach - Sally was going to contribute, but she got lost. Maybe someone can retrieve 'er.
♧John Walkenbach - Is this the end? Whelp, it was fun while it lasted.
To be continued...
[if you're wondering why I hadn't updated like 2-3 hours earlier its because I was reading #Drarry fanfiction and it was really good,
but who knows, maybe I'll update earlier tomorrow considering it's in like an hour and a half away :3]
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