☽Day #146: B i g & P u n puns
☆After my friend entered a local biggest loser contest he informed me that I would be seeing less of him
★The big city reporter did not impress the Idaho potato farmer,
☆after all he was just a commentator.
★The price of the big fan blew me away.
☆Banning Viagra was a big flop.
★We wanted to play a game of cards but we only had half a deck.
☆It was no big deal.
★Wally wanted a career with a big hamburger chain but he got into a pickle when he couldn't cut the mustard.
☆Big spenders have a whole lot of purse-onality.
★I support both of my wives very well.
☆I think that'sbig o' me.
★This pun seams to be tailored for tailors because it always has them in stitches.
☆The soup was so bad it was gruel and unusualpunishment.
★The fisherman kept bragging about the big fish he caught,
☆but he would not be very pacific about where he caught it
★A baker always put too much flour in his bread because he was a gluten for punishment.
☆He has a big vinyl record collection but has barely scratched the surface.
★Comedians,
☆the biggest joke going.
★I have taken it a pun myself to find a good pun!
☆Underwater ophthalmology lens itself to more aqueous humor and cornea puns.
★A clown decided to retire and hand over the business to his son.
☆His son said, 'I don't know dad, those are big shoes to fill'.
★Since Bruce got too close to the big blade at the saw mill he is no longer feeling chipper.
☆I made a really cheesy pun about quesadillas the other day.
★A job circumcising elephants isn't so bad.
☆The base salary is small but the tips are big.
★You didn't hear about the three big holes in the ground?
☆Well, well, well
★A stewed chef sat pie-eyed as the crusty judge took his caraway,
☆a punnish mint a long thyme cumin.
★After punching his computer and breaking his hand,
☆the guy required tech knuckle support.
★What do prize fighters do before and after work?
☆Punch in and punch out.
★Puns are the worst vice,
☆and there's no vice versa
★To handle an incorrigible punster,
☆just don't incorrige him.
[if you're into gay movies: "Boys" (Netherlands origin) and "The way he looks" (Portuguese origin) are really really really good movies.
if you have suggestions of gay movies please feel free to send them in]
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