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✒Day #71: M a t h e m a t i c a l puns

✒Day #71: M a t h e m a t i c a l puns [just because i'm doing it right now :3]

♒When the statistics professor and the math professor wrote a cookbook together,

        ♗they called it 'Pi A La Mode.'

♒I didn't understand the math,

        ♗so the teacher summed it up for me.

♒What do organic mathematicians throw into their fireplaces?

        ♗Natural Logs.

♒In high school I recall having a beautiful but difficultmath teacher.

        ♗She was easy on the eyes and hard on the pupils!

♒I strongly dislike the subject of math,

        ♗however I am partial to fractions.

♒You know what happens after you miss math class?

        ♗It starts adding up.

♒The math teacher was a good dancer -

        ♗he had algorithm.

♒I just finished reading Newton's PrincipiaMathematica,

        ♗and found much of it to be rather derivative.

♒I'm bad at math,

         ♗so the equation 2n+2n is 4n to me.

♒Math class is full of drama.

        ♗There are so many problems to work out.

♒The math teacher was hungry,

        ♗but all she had to eat was a piece of pi.

♒I met a math professor who has 12 children -

        ♗she really knows how to multiply.

♒Old math professors never die,

        ♗they just reduce their functions.

♒A lawyer was defending a math teacher.

        ♗He had to sum up.

♒On the shelf there are ten math books, five geography books,

        ♗and the rest is history.

♒The math professor went crazy with the blackboard.

         ♗He did a number on it.

♒Old math teachers never die,

         ♗they just become irrational.

♒The math professor liked even numbers,

        ♗but only the odd one.

♒With negative numbers,

        ♗some math students become nonplussed.

♒Old math profs never die,

        ♗they just can't differentiate.

♒Old math profs never die --

        ♗they just use strange expressions.

♒The arrogant math teacher finally ate a slice of humble pi.

♒The top maths student's blood type was A+.

♒The inept mathematician couldn't count on his friends.

♒A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.

♒The best place for a mathematician is behind a counter.

♒The mathematician did not practice safe six and ended up with a binarial disease.

♒The first order of priority in hiring math majors is get them to sine on the dotted line

♒We'll never run out of math teachers because they always multiply.

♒He became a math teacher due to some prime factors.

♒Two mathematicians arguing about even numbers were at odds.

♒A mountain climbing math teacher found an adder at the sum-mit.

♒He wears glasses during math because it improves division.

♒The math teacher was an exponent of his own powers.

♒His qualifications as a math teacher didn't add up.

♒I've failed the mathematics test so many times I lost count.

♒The mathematician worked at home because he only functioned in his domain.

♒Mathematics teachers call retirement 'the aftermath'.

♒Young women who are mathematics professors closely watch their figures.

♒A math professor in an unheated room is cold and calculating.

♒Math teachers have lots of problems.

♒Some mathematicians are on the negative side while others are quite positive.

♒A mathematician who was also a horticulturist was interested in prime roots square roots and trees in general.

♒Mathematicians are sum worshippers.

♒Deaf mathematicians communicate through sin language.

♒A summer is a mathematician.

♒The marine biology student took a math course called algae-bra.

♒Some mathematicians are reluctant to cosine a loan.

♒I was kicked out of math class for one too many infractions.

♒A mathematician that couldn't stop adding up recently went incremental.

♒I used to hate maths but then I realised decimals have a point.

[so I have Math and French midterms tomorrow D: then I get to chill in my french class for like 4 hours *yay* *not* AND I DON'T EVEN GET WIFI D:]