✎Day #75: T r a n s p o r t a t i o n a l - O n t h e R o a d puns-
❧The best street for locating a gas station is Fillmore Avenue.
❧Is it true that exits are on the way out?
❧The drama instructor preferred to travel by stagecoach.
❧Bridge tolls have increased significantly over a 5 year span.
❧I can Harley wait to get my motorbike license.
❧I wanted a car but I couldn't a Ford one.
❧Tubeless is a product of tireless effort!
❧I hate it when motorcyclists hog the road.
❧Changing a tire on that crazy Houston freeway was a wrenching experience.
❧Synchronization of gears in modern bicycles is cognitively demanding.
❧Cyclists really grind my gears.
❧Tube tyres are not a patch on tubeless ones!
❧The crumpled SUV gave evidence of its owner's finely-hooned driving skills.
❧The Hobbits were put in charge of collecting highway revenue because they're just so Tolkien.
❧When the town removed billboards,
✥they told people that's how it was designed.
❧I know road rage is an awful thing but when someone bumped my car I just couldn't help it.
✥I got out my camera and snapped at the offender.
❧The knight stood on the shoulder of the road, looking at his disabled car.
✥He shook his head and said, 'Chevrolet is dead.'
❧That gas pump must be sick.
✥It doesn't fill well.
❧A car can't make you high,
✥but can a bus?
❧My friend and I are going to drive across the southern states of America,
✥just to see how long it Texas.
❧Anyone hear about that dictionary that fell into the river?
✥It was un-a-bridged.
❧Why did the car cross the river with the boat?
✥It was a ford escort.
❧When people first heard of the ABS,
✥it was braking news.
❧One minute I'm sure I want to buy a motorbike, the next minute I'm sure I don't want to.
✥It's a vicious cycle.
❧Highways today are much better than they were many years ago and
✥there are lots of concrete examples of it.
[GUYS STEPHEN FRY HAS MARRIED ELLIOT SPENCER, WHOSE PARENTS ARE THE SAME AGE AS STEPHEN FRY, but hey, he still got married, right?]
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