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✎Day #75: T r a n s p o r t a t i o n a l - O n t h e R o a d puns

✎Day #75: T r a n s p o r t a t i o n a l - O n t h e R o a d puns-

❧The best street for locating a gas station is Fillmore Avenue.

❧Is it true that exits are on the way out?

❧The drama instructor preferred to travel by stagecoach.

❧Bridge tolls have increased significantly over a 5 year span.

❧I can Harley wait to get my motorbike license.

❧I wanted a car but I couldn't a Ford one.

❧Tubeless is a product of tireless effort!

❧I hate it when motorcyclists hog the road.

❧Changing a tire on that crazy Houston freeway was a wrenching experience.

❧Synchronization of gears in modern bicycles is cognitively demanding.

❧Cyclists really grind my gears.

❧Tube tyres are not a patch on tubeless ones!

❧The crumpled SUV gave evidence of its owner's finely-hooned driving skills.

❧The Hobbits were put in charge of collecting highway revenue because they're just so Tolkien. 

❧When the town removed billboards,

        ✥they told people that's how it was designed.

❧I know road rage is an awful thing but when someone bumped my car I just couldn't help it.

        ✥I got out my camera and snapped at the offender.

❧The knight stood on the shoulder of the road, looking at his disabled car.

       ✥He shook his head and said, 'Chevrolet is dead.'

❧That gas pump must be sick.

        ✥It doesn't fill well.

❧A car can't make you high,

        ✥but can a bus?

 ❧My friend and I are going to drive across the southern states of America,

        ✥just to see how long it Texas.

❧Anyone hear about that dictionary that fell into the river?

        ✥It was un-a-bridged.

❧Why did the car cross the river with the boat?

        ✥It was a ford escort.

❧When people first heard of the ABS,

       ✥it was braking news.

❧One minute I'm sure I want to buy a motorbike, the next minute I'm sure I don't want to.

        ✥It's a vicious cycle.

❧Highways today are much better than they were many years ago and

       ✥there are lots of concrete examples of it. 

[GUYS STEPHEN FRY HAS MARRIED ELLIOT SPENCER, WHOSE PARENTS ARE THE SAME AGE AS STEPHEN FRY, but hey, he still got married, right?]