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✂Day #91: S p o r t s & E n t e r t a i n m e n t puns

✂Day #91: S p o r t s & E n t e r t a i n m e n t puns

✦The land where movies are made is called reel estate.  

✧I like elevators they let me say jokes on every level.

✦Making up puns about the finest soil is the loess form of humor.  

✧ The thing about vampires is they always have such biting humour.  

✦ I wonder how much an anagram weighs?  

✧The tap dancer's routine ran hot and cold.  

✦Careless stair dancers are heading for a heavy landing.  

✧Digest is morbid humor.  

✦What do you call a person rabid with wordplay?

        ✧An energizer punny.  

✦I went and saw the Hobbit,

        ✧it put a Smaug look on my face.

✦ If I think I've seen an idiot before,

        ✧is that a case of deja fool.  

✦When the snake charmer wanted to get dressed up,

        ✧she put on an extra garter.  

✦I held the door for a mime the other day,

         ✧I thought it was a nice gesture.  

✦I've just read a book about a bean growing up in Southern USA.

        ✧It's called The Adventures of Tom Soya.  

✦The circus strongman had a brief affair with the contortionist,

        ✧but she broke it off.  

✦I read a poem about wind,

        ✧it was a blast!

✦What is it called when Legolas takes his own picture?

        ✧An elfie.

✦The cartoon animator felt imprisoned by his job.

        ✧He could not free himself from his cel.  

✦Tennyson wrote a series of poems about a lazy monarch.

        ✧He called it 'Idles of the King.'

✦The boxer wasn't a good comedian.

        ✧He can't find the right hook.

✦ If you want a big bang for your dollar, buying balloons is okay,

        ✧but buying wood to build a fire works.  

✦ I've never enjoyed paperback books:

        ✧their blend of wooden characters and watered-down plots makes them pulpy.  

✦It's difficult to know where to draw feline,

        ✧when it comes to cat jokes.  

✦Steve was such a great con man that he made millions by selling his book

        ✧'The Path to Logical Lying'.  

✦I hate cliff-hangers!

        ✧Do you know what I am going to do about it?  

✦The joke backfired,

        ✧but it fired back again.

[I'm really sorry for it not being edited, but I have to go to sleep like right about now, but I do have 2 question for you, 

did you ever get your first kiss? what was it like? I REALLY DON'T KNOW WHY I'M SUDDENLY INTERESTED IN KNOWING, BUT I AM, OKAY]