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✎Day #87: C o w -c o n t i n u a t i o n- puns

✎Day #87: C o w -c o n t i n u a t i o n- puns [also known as part 2]

        ❂Bovine Intervention - Dumbest udderences, ever.

     ❂Paul - While this has been a veally good subject, it's time to put a steak in the ground and quit yakking before someone minces in and butchers the quality.

        ❂banjo brad - Looks like this post is out in left pasture.

        ❂Don Coyote - Think I'll skirt being cowed by all of this bullswit.

        ❂Dar - You guys are full of bulloney!

      ❂Michael S. Dell - I should point out that the cow is using a computer made by Farmer In The Dell.

       ❂bundukundu - J-walk, haven't you milked this enough? BTW, is it just my browser, or are all the comments past #23 been butchered?

      ☯wormpicker - I wish you people wouldn't prod me to come back to this. I'll be sinew guys later.

        ❂Dar - You're a real laughing stock wormy!

        ☮J-Walk - wormy's a natural barn comedian.

       ☯wormpicker - There's been a range of great comments from all you guys.

      ☮ J-Walk - I'm tempted to post another comment, but I think I'll take a break and watch another episode of Graze Anatomy.

      ☯wormpicker - And J-Walk, you're a real gentle manure are you starting to lose your patience with me?

        ☮J-Walk - And besides, I'm hungry. Need to rustle up some grub.

         ☯ wormpicker - C'mon, now you've suede me back into the conversation.

        ❂Bisbonian - I herd this was a stampede of a thread, but I think you are pasture Prime.

        ☯wormpicker - I think you're right, Bisbo. I'm afraid we might fill this whole blog up. J-Walk, is there still ruminate?

        ☮J-Walk - You just don't under tanned, wormy. I'm done with this.

          ☯wormpicker - Well you don't have to stew about it!

        ❂Charles H.- I can't compete with this, but it's one of the funniest things I've seen on the internet.

        ☯wormpicker - Yes, it's been a rare treat (or at least medium rare). I'm glad we had a chance to hash this out. Everyone who contributed should pattyourself on the back. I could keep doing this till rami. Heck, I bet I could go pastrami. Until we meat again.

        ☮J-Walk - I can't compete with this. The problem is that some people post bad puns and just run it into the Ground Chuck.

        ❂sfsue - What a great cowlection of comments!

       ❂Redwood - Wow. I'm late to the game and all the good ones are already taken. I hate to say it, but stick a fork in this thread. It's done.

       ☮J-Walk - Bloody well right, Redwood.

        ❂Chuck - What are you talking about. I have never beef or posted a bad pun.

        ✪Curtis - I know you guys must be fried after all this, but this thread needs more cow bell.

       ☯wormpicker - We don't need your grilling, Curtis.

        ✪Chris J. - I really want to compete here, I just don't want to flop.

       ✪Chris J. - Here I am again, flanking up the rear of another post. My friend Spencer told me in a New York minute that the cow had already left the barn. I'm headed down to the tenderloin district for some boneless rump.

[so today, I had a Thespian Workshop, and this one really cool guy came in and he started showing us relaxation techniques and how to deal with "the world on your shoulders" kind of things, 

so then he started talking about how if you're ever stressed, the best thing to do is just take deep breaths, and just relax, so me, being the clever person I am, asked "can't I just cry instead?"

and the guy was like "we literally cry for reasons to let go of all the hardships we've been through, even if it was like reasons from a while ago,

"Like this one time, I was at the grocery store and I just started crying because they didn't have the kind of peas I wanted, and my friend was like "is this happening again?" and I nodded, so then she just spent time on her phone, and after a while she was like "are you done?" and I nodded and we got up and continued.

"I don't even like peas and I started crying in the middle of the grocery store because of that, so yes, you can cry"

do you guys not understand how much "I don't even like peas" affected me? 

he just, HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE PEAS.]