☺Day #137: f i v e & S e c o n d s & Of & S u m m e r P u n s
☞Bridge tolls have increased significantly over a 5 year span.
✌The groundskeeper at a large cemetery was important because he had 5000 people under him.
☞When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
✌It takes only moments to go and get seconds but hours practice to take good minutes.
☞People who take a lot of selfies are just trying to save face.
✌It was really crowded at the diet doctor's office but then it thinned out.
☞Art theft is a haul of frames
✌A summer is a mathematician.
☞Sitting in the sun last summer a lot of people became well-red.
✌After 5 years with the same chiropractor, I moved and had to change doctors.
☞It was quite an adjustment.
✌Experts say the cost of funerals have risen by 50%,
☞they blame it on the cost of living.
✌5000 hares have escaped from the zoo.
☞The police are combing the area.
✌You don't gain wait by the minutes at the dinner table -
☞but the seconds.
✌Quasimodo bought a Ford Focus.
☞It became known as the hatchback of Notre Dame.
✌My shrink assures me that my obsession with the formalization of puns is just a
☞'phrase I'm going through.'
✌I was going to have my hernia operation last June,
☞but the surgeon was on summer hiatus.
✌Humpty Dumpty had a great fall -
☞and a pretty good spring and summer, too.
✌I needed a raise in my allowance.
☞Mowing the grass allsummer just wasn't cutting it.
✌In the winter my dog wears his coat,
☞but in thesummer he wears his coat and pants.
✌When I was young,
☞I wanted to study archaeology,
✌but my dad thought it was nothing more than a lotof skullduggery ...
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