☮Day #135: H a r r y & P o t t e r & B o o k s
✉His wife loved pottery making but for him it was just kiln time.
✆Some people make big pottery items to urn a living.
✉Foolish potters make wisecracks.
✆A young man visited the librarian every day so he could get into her good books.
✉An accountant for a restaurant has to be sure the books are not cooked.
✆The high school music teacher was quite controversial.
✉He told his students to read band books.
✆I've never enjoyed paperback books:
✉their blend of wooden characters and watered-down plots makes them pulpy.
✆The student was an aggressive learner -
✉he hit thebooks.
✆When she made Mario Puzo's books required reading for her class,
✉she made him an author they couldn't refuse.
✆During the rainy season I spread out large books for my guests to wipe their feet on.
✉These are the tomes that dry men's soles
✆On the shelf there are ten math books,
✉five geography books,
✆and the rest is history.
✆In order to show a profit,
✉the floundering gourmet seafood restaurant was allowed to cook its books
✆since there is no accounting for taste.
✆Harry and Clem the carpenters,
✉argued mightily on how best to complete the dinette set they were working on.
✆They finally agreed to table the discussion
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