↨Day #158: G r e en & D a y puns
℄Dentists don't like a hard day at the orifice.
※The church insisted on a new seminary graduate.
℄They were looking for greener pastors.
※A marathon on a scorching day ended in a dead heat.
℄The new drive-thru restaurant for golfers insisted on putting greens in all their courses.
※He was teed off with his bad start, driving the ball almost beyond the green,
℄but he was able to putt it behind him.
※Every calendar's days are numbered.
℄In the old days a suspended sentence was hanging.
※When the inept actor tried to steal a farmer's omelet with greens,
℄the ham was collard in short order.
※Straw hats are no longer in their hay day.
℄An insect extermination company opened its doors on fly-day.
※Greengrocers earn a meager celery, come home beet and just want to read the pepper,
℄take a leek, turnip the covers endive into bed.
※He drove his car until the day of wreckoning.
℄Dentists have the same old grind day after day.
※The little green men told me it was the Dog Star.
℄I told them they can't be Sirius.
※When he wanted to retire from being a traffic cop his boss gave him the green light.
℄After working for 24 hours straight he called it a day.
※Golf is a lot like taxes -
℄you drive hard to get to thegreen and end up in the hole.
※Flying these days is a frisky business.
℄A new insect extermination company opened last flyday.
※The weather forecast was for freezing rain,
℄and sure enough it was an ice day.
※If you golf on election day --
℄cast an absent-tee ballot.
[IN MY DEFENSE I HAVE A MINUTE LEFT UNTIL THE NEXT DAY]
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