ℷDay #153: W a l k & T h e & M o o n
ΦJohnny got his leg cut off in an accident.
∰He'swalking it off now.
ΦRiding the escalator is a step up from always walking on the same level.
∰The stern pirate captain's policy of forcing the worst members of his crew to walk the plank went swimmingly.
ΦI walked past a gang of youths yesterday and one of them threw a piece of cheese at me, which hit me on the back of the head.
∰I turned round and shouted, "That's not very mature!"
ΦThe toilet paper walked into the employment center two-ply for a job.
∰The evil onion had many lairs.
ΦWhen the gunman walked in,
∰he turned the store into a flee market.
ΦThe misdirected astronaut wasn't exactly over themoon.
∰Moon gazing is mare lunar-sea.
ΦMy friend had amnesia and couldn't remember how to walk up the stairs,
∰so I had to go back and teach him step by step.
ΦMooning is lunacy.
∰One evening King Arthur's men discovered Sir Lancelot's moonshine whiskey operation and shattered the still of the knight.
ΦAt a job interview, I decided to lie and say I had experience as an illusionist and as a window cleaner.
∰They saw right through me.
ΦA blood-sucking arachnid from the moon would be a Luna tick.
∰The optometrist moonlighted as a jazz musician so he could continue to improve-eyes.
ΦThe otolaryngologist had not heard much about health care reform,
∰he thought the plan smelled fishy, and the debate left a bad taste in his mouth.
ΦA werewolf's favorite day of the week is moonday.
∰His day job was astronomy but at night time he wasmoonlighting.
ΦUnder the full moon, Hamlet turned into a werewolf.
∰Gazing up at the beautiful moon he came up with the famous line,
Φ'To bay or not to bay...'.
∰The astronauts said their experience on the moonwas out of this world.
ΦThe star asked the sun why the moon was always up so late.
∰Sun responded that it was just a phase.
ΦI once knew a woman who turned into a deer when the moon was full.
∰She was a real weredoe.
ΦSome say the moon affects the tide.
∰Others, the untied.
ΦThose who study the moon are optimists.
∰They look at the bright side.
ΦAn astronaut wrote about flying twice to the moon.
∰It was double spaced.
[I am now obsessed with the song on the top]
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