☼Day #86: C o w puns
☮John Walkenbach posted a photo of a cow using a computer. It was taken in Istanbul.
☯wormpicker - Istanbull?
☮J-Walk - What's your beef with my post?
☯wormpicker - Sorry, didn't mean to steer it in the wrong direction.
☮J-Walk - An honest misteak.
☯wormpicker - Nah, I was just ribbing ya.
☮J-Walk - I over-reacted. Too much calfeine.
☯wormpicker - Cud you just stop it!
☮J-Walk - OK, I'll stop. I was just milking it for all it was worth.
☯wormpicker - ...c'mon, J-Walk. It's your moov...
☯wormpicker - I've herd enough of this.
☮J-Walk - I ran out of ideas. If I posted anymore, I'd just be spinning my veals.
☮J-Walk - Keep it up, wormy. I dairy you.
☯wormpicker - Now THAT was a Grade A prime reply!
☮J-Walk - Yep, Grade A. I always go for the best. Just like my new car - a shiny Cattlelac.
☯wormpicker - Actually, I liked your udder one even more.
✪Bessie - Is this a private conversation, or may I horn in?
☮J-Walk - Now that Bessie's here, I'll stop. I'm done with this post -- for heifer and heifer.
☯wormpicker - Sure, J-Walk. You know, you can run, but you can't hide.
✪decibelcat - Just hoof it out of here.
☮J-Walk - Ah, a brand new participant.
☯wormpicker - Are you suggesting we put this post our to pasture, decibelcat?
☯wormpicker - Are you suggesting we put this post our out to pasture, decibelcat?
☯wormpicker - D'OH! A double comment. (now I feel like such a jerky)
☮J-Walk - You really butchered that one, wormy.
✪Lamont Dougherty - I'm staying out of this, it's not my ox that has been gored.
☯wormpicker - Whew! Thanks, J-Walk. Please don't brand me an idiot.
☯wormpicker - Hey! Someone slaughtered the numbers!
☮J-Walk - That's offal!
☯wormpicker - Ok, I'm out. To everyone who contributed, I would just like to say: Well done!
✪MAYORBOB - Perhaps the cow was downloading moosic.
To be continued....
[promise to update the second part as soon as I can tomorrow]
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