☉Day #148: T h a t ' s & S o & R a v en
♟Some people say I'm addicted to summersaults,
♙but that's just how I roll.
♟When the town removed billboards,
♙they told peoplethat's how it was designed.
♟When a woman returns new clothing,
♙that's post traumatic dress syndrome.
♟Some people take beautiful pictures and cut them into pieces.
♙That's a puzzle to me.
♟My vacuum flask is hopeless and it's a top of the range model -
♙that's the only place it will keep anything warm.
♟Realtors guilty of steering deserve the rack,
♙but that's just my pinion.
♟I walked past a gang of youths yesterday and one of them threw a piece of cheese at me,
♙which hit me on the back of the head.
♟I turned round and shouted,
♙"That's not very mature!"
♟Some people say I'm addicted to summersaults,
♙but that's just how I roll.
♟A South American element in 'The Princess Bride'?
♙Incan-ceivable!
♟The leopard was so good at guessing.
♙Every time he was spot on.
♟Two loaves of bread wanted to get married,
♙so they eloafed.
♟It was boring to listen to the prisoner as he kept repeating how sorry he was for his crime.
♙He was con trite.
♟I searched for designer compression stockings.
♙My wife says it is because I'm so vein.
♟I've baked you some rock cakes,
♙take your pick.
♟I really would put my wife on a pedestal if she wasn't so afraid of heights.
♙A second glance is all that's needed for a book re-view
♟Why do ship captains understand their sons sowell?
♙They're able to fathom the depth of their buoys!
♟I've never taken an elevator to the basement floor,that's just beneath me.
♙Let's just enjoy the time that's hours.
♟Parking -
♙an average sovereign.
♟Many people think that Edgar Allan Poe was a ravenmadman.
[GUYS THERE IS A FULL EPISODE OF 'THAT'S SO RAVEN' ON YOUTUBE. p.s. I always loved how Raven gets visions, yet she causes those visions to appear, you know what I'm saying?]
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