⌦Day #96: W o r k i n g o u t d o o r s puns --this pun book thing doesn't seem as fun as it used to be. :/
☗John Deere's manure spreader is the only equipment the company won't stand behind.
☖Deep cuts were made in the guillotine industry and heads rolled.
☗I like wool gathering for the shear joy of it.
☖There was an archeologist who made no bones about digging dirt up on people.
☗Since I've taken the job in The Everglades I've been swamped!
☖The fertiliser business is a growing industry.
☗The landscaper thought gardening magazines were fun to leaf through.
☖The fruit farmer was plum happy he pruned his orchard last fall.
☗Correspondence citing farm machinery defects would be a Deere John letter.
☖I refuse to work with compost,
☗it's degrading.
☖I just got my permit to harvest shrimp in the Antarctic.
☗Now I have a licence to Krill.
☖When I asked the man how he became a ditch-digger,
☗he said he just fell into it.
☖The cowboy that got fired from his ranch job wasn't crazy,
☗he was just deranged.
☖I was thinking that hot air balloon operators don't make very good friends.
☗Sure they can be uplifting at times, but in the end they always bring you down.
☖A friend told me he dug a hole in my backyard and filled it with water.
☗I thought he meant well.
☖I know a rancher who has 100 head of cattle,
☗but he thought there were only 99 until he rounded them up.
☖Two geologists were staring at a huge fissure in a cliff face and one was overheard to say
☗"It's not my fault".
☖The big city reporter did not impress the Idaho potato farmer,
☗after all he was just a commentator.
☖What do you put in an urban garden to watch over your beets?
☗A metrognome.
☖That soil scientist always travels by himself.
☗He's a loam ranger.
☖He was almost persuaded to invest in a poultry farm,
☗but chickened out at the last minute.
☖Did you hear about the farmer who got attacked by a cow?
☗He milked it for all it was worth.
☖Why was Farmer Brown angry?
☗Someone got his goat.
☖Professional rock climbers,
☗the only people paid to get high.
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