◊Day #156: S h u t & U p & a n d & D a n c e puns
⌓When the lumber baron was unable to log in,
◚his business ended in a forced shut down!
⌓He was charged with break and enter through a window in an open and shut case.
◚A photographer named Jill lacked focus so theyshutter out of a job in a snap.
⌓When the lawyer sued the coffin maker,
◚it was an open and shut case.
⌓Worms are so scared, they just don't have the backbone to stand up.
◚I practice debating in the mirror but I always come across as one-sided and two-faced
⌓You know what happens after you miss math class?
◚It starts adding up.
⌓A noun and a verb were dating but they broke up because the noun was too possessive.
◚Learning to dance is a two-step process.
⌓I ended up throwing the magazine away -
◚it was very trashy.
⌓The string went to the dance and had a ball.
◚When the skeleton went to a party he had no body todance with
⌓What did the mama tire and the papa tire name their baby girl tire?
◚Michelle Lynn.
⌓The tap dancer's routine ran hot and cold.
◚The stripper was getting tired of the same old thong and dance.
⌓'Volts' -
◚the dance you perform after an electric shock.
⌓Ballet dancers are really kept on their toes.
◚Careless stair dancers are heading for a heavy landing.
⌓The feather dancer was rushed to the hospital.
◚Her boa constricted her.
⌓The dance club opened to rave reviews.
◚A lupine dancer is a steppin' wolf.
⌓The aspiring limbo dancer overcame his fear of crowded bars,
◚becoming a significant underachiever.
⌓Dance studios have waltz to waltz carpeting.
◚I used to be a tap dancer until I fell in the sink.
⌓I went to prom with a broken leg.
◚During the slowdances my date could tell that I had a crutch on her.
⌓The statistician attended the dance stag.
◚He didn't have any data.
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