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♓Day #123: P l u s P l a y p u n s

♓Day #123: P l u s P l a y puns

♊Let me share with you a couple of keys to playing piano.

♊One Sunday afternoon the Three Musketeers played a game of touché football.

♊An ex-sailor prefers to forget the days he spentplaying cards in submarines,

♅dismissing them as 'so much bridge under the water'.

♊Eugene O'Neil once wrote a play about a visit from an optometrist.

♅He called it, 'The Eyes Man Cometh.'

♊The truant officer caught several kids at the ice rink.

♅They were playing hockey.

♊The man loved to play with kangaroos -

♅he got a kick out of it.

♊Although I did not know the name of the boy who bumped his chin while playing a song in the children's handbell choir,

♅his face rang a bell.

♊What is a duck's favorite game to play?

♅Billiards.

I actually have this 30 Hour Faminee at school today and tomorrow, so I'm basically staying over at my school, and not eating for 30 hours, and I promise to update tomorrow's puns as soon as I can.